clitoris cleavage

another term for 'camel toe'

oh man - that chick should not be wearing lycra - she's got some serious clitoris cleavage

by Chantelle December 10, 2007

pool cleaner

Euphemism for a man who acts in erotic films - a male porn star.

From the common set-up for cheap porn flicks where a guy knocks on the door of a house, which is answered by a woman (often supposed to be an attention-starved housewife), upon which he says, "I'm here to clean your pool."

Foster so wishes he was a pool cleaner - just look at his porn moustache and mullet.

by vastheman January 7, 2008

Anne of Cleves

(1515-1558) The fourth wife of Henry VIII. After the death of Jane Seymour, a new wife was sought for Henry, but his reputation preceded him; his main choices rejected him, making Anne of Cleves the front runner. The daughter of a German Duke, Anne was 24 when she married Henry in early 1540 but, unknown to her until later, Henry was repulsed by her. Described as pretty by everyone else, Henry (who was nearly fifty, obese, and had leg ulcers by then) said of his first sight of her "I like her not". Their introduction was a disaster, owing to mutual misunderstanding, beginning the marriage on a tenuous note.

After six months of marriage, Henry had the marriage annulled and offered to Anne property and estates in exchange that she remain in England. Initially devastated, Anne accepted and lived her days in wealth, answering to no man but to Henry, now as his "dear sister".

Anne of Cleves was olive-skinned, unlike the pallid Jane Seymour, and lacked the sophistication of Katherine of Aragon and Anne Boleyn. Her unfamiliar German manners, exotic clothes, and German speech did not help matters. Henry, put off by her body, whined incessantly about how "ugly" that she was, suspecting that she wasn't a virgin, disregarding her sheltered upbringing and overprotective mother; at 24, Anne believed that a kiss from a man would make her pregnant.
Anne of Cleves, humiliated and hurt by the king, outlived Henry and his other wives, enjoyed the love of her stepchildren and her people, and died a contented woman.

by Lorelili January 4, 2011

clean sanchez

After administering a dirty sanchez, the act of licking off the residual fecal matter.

Jimmy lost his appetite after performing a clean sanchez.

by Dan Carlos July 12, 2006

Cleezy

Classy; having elegance, grace, and dignity

Yo bruh, its lookin real cleezy since you remodeled the spot.

by Artista C. February 28, 2011

Clemson Style

Doing it in the butt.

"Yo Carson did that bitch Clemson Style."

by Siiebs March 13, 2019

Clexa

The greatest ship to ever face the earth between Clarke and Lexa kom Trikru. This relationship was however short lived because the idiot writers on he show decided to kill off Lexa after her and Clarke had finally admitted their feelings for eachother, and had a very intimate time together they they were saying their good-byes. This was very heart breaking for all the Clexa fans, so much so that some of them even turned to the dark side and started shipping bellarke... ew. This is really gross because now they seem to think that they can just ship Clarke with any idiot she comes across. Well they can't. Clexa is endgame, even though Lexa is gone her memory lives on. They were in love, you can just move on from that.

True Clexa stan: I'm so sad about what happened to Lexa, but I know Clexa will always live on

Idiot friend: Lexa is dead, get over it! Move on to better things, like shipping bellarke

True Clexa stan: ... GET OUT OF MY HOUSE YOU DEMON!

by CheeseRules150 June 11, 2019