Dirty Christopher

The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard

"Did you hear Jacob got Dirty Christopher - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."

by SheGrabOnMyDickLikeaHandle999 January 12, 2024

'Dirty Christopher'

The act of eating shit leaving a fecal mustache. Then taking back shots with said fecal stached face hitting the headboard

"Did you hear Jacob got 'Dirty Christopher' - ed? I bet he's gonna be cleaning his bed for days."

by SheGrabOnMyDickLikeaHandle999 January 12, 2024

Brandon Christopher Special

The non-concensual insertion of two or more fingers in someone's anus while restraining them in an arm restraint hold.

"That nightmare human, Brandon (somethimes Sean) Christopher out of Eastern Washington, got arrested for giving his old lady a surprise double knuckle deep single gancho while holding her in an arm bar."

"Ah, her gave her the 'ol 'Let's Go' Brandon Christopher Special."

by Electric_Taterbaby June 27, 2024

Brandon Christopher Horth

The guy who makes better music than AI plushe currently owns NEFFEX.

"I subscirbed to Brandon Christopher Horth! I mean the guy who owns NEFFEX now!"
"Dude, he's so lit!"

by shark_with_nikes July 11, 2025

Kendall x Christopher

Such a cute couple that defenitly belongs together (CHRIS ASK HER OUT OR ELSE!!!!)

Kendall x Christopher is better then ur parents!

by kendallxchristopher fan February 16, 2022

St. Christopher's Necklace

Similar to a pearl necklace but given to you as a child by your dad or uncle.
You were thrilled at the attention it brought you but you feel shame, just like Catholicism taught you.

Everytime he unhooked the chain, he remembered clearly, the smells of his drunken father's breath as he gave him his first St. Christopher's Necklace

by Gabe Dertz May 19, 2021