assless chaps

a brief escape hatch of someones ass in the rear end of there trousers orpants etc

a hooded night with a hole on his rear end (rectum) cutaway in pants trousers etc
assless chaps

by sucked duck October 14, 2008

chips

another name for marijuana; used when an individual uses a bag of chips to conceal marijuana on school premises.

"hey, i got some more chips"
"damn, them are some goooood ships"

by Billy Bob December 12, 2002

chips and salsa

having sex in a bathroom (in a hotel, house, etc) when all of your friends are in the outside room and know what you are doing

"where are brad and katy? and why is the bathroom locked, i really have to pee."
"dude you don't want to go in there, they're having chips and salsa."

"did you see corry follow christy into the bathroom? they're totally having chips and salsa. turn up the volume on the tv."

by chipsandsalsa December 20, 2009

Backoffice Chimps

Members of an IT Team, whose work is comparable to Pan troglodytes (The Common Chimpanzee) with whom they are closely related.
They survive mainly on Banana's, Coffee, noodle soup and moree recently have discovered a diet of berry berry.

They are to be watched closely as they tend to stray easily.
Treat with caution.

Man1 - "OH No! BREXHC5 our email server is down!"
Woman1 - "Great the Backoffice Chimps have gone AWOL again, and scheduled a restart in the middle of the day! bloody useless lot!

by Chimp Number 1 January 11, 2009

Vertical Chimps

VERTICAL CHIMPS & BABOON~ETTS ; a vertical chimp can have a multitude of meanings… however according to Michael Fazio some VERTICAL CHIMPS are more VERTICAL than others & this species is what we are concerned with in today's world. It should also be noted that there is a subspecies of vertical chimps known as BABOON~ETTS which can only be defined as the female gender of the species although not much research has been done on the working of the female VERTICAL CHIMPS mental acuity for lack of research material.

Vertical Chimps ~ robustly defined accordingly a.k.a. Atypical Left-Wing Liberal Atheist Anti-God Fearing Dogs that bite the hand that feed them.

1 Descendents of Apelike Creatures varying in color or walk & walk in an erect fashion & have no understanding of a supreme being or deity & typically totally lacking in moral turpitude a.k.a. Newspaper Reporters, Lawyers, And Of Course Politicians ~ OBAMAS ~ !

2 Of coarse there are vertical chimps that are more VERTICAL than others and these are defined by many characteristics including Social, Economic, and Of Course Political Power Bases which in short would mean that the 44th PUSS STAIN is at the top of the { VERTICAL CHIMP CHAIN at least for the time being, and represents the American version of VERTICAL CHIMPS BABOON~ETTS until the baton is passed on to the 45th PUSS STAIN POTUS at which time America as we know it will have long ceased to exist ~!

by hoodwinkedbyanangel December 5, 2010

Chips

Used at the end of others names to make greeting or talking to someone more interesting. 2. it can just be used in random occasions just to get pumped up. 3. It can also be used as an add on to most any object.

1. Rip Hamil-CHIPS! just drained a three!
who is coming over? Joe Woodchips!!!!
2. The CHIPS ARE DOWN!!!
3. I need to buy me a new HD TV-CHIPS.

by Mike-chips May 19, 2006

Dixie Chips

See also Dixie ~
______________________________________

* Origination of name :

I have been asked several times for the origination of this name.
So here it is ~

Once upon a time,
I found out that my niece had been shipped off to some exotic location,
to be on some new reality t.v. show on Fox.

We had no idea where she was, because the location of the show was a secret.

I logged onto Fox t.v. on the computer, to see if I could find out where they had shipped my niece off to and when the show was going to air, so we wouldn't miss it.

I found the official Fox message board for a new show called "Paradise Hotel" and assumed that must be the right show.

A nickname was required to log on, and I had to think of something really fast, or log off.

The first thing that came to mind was the "Dixie Chicks" since they had been in the news a lot at the time.

I was upset that the Dixie Chicks were being banned, after one of them had said something negative about the President. (I feel everyone has a right to their opinion, whether we agree with it or not.)

Immediately after making her statement, radio stations refused to play their songs and people started burning their cds.

I thought this was ridiculous and incredibly un-American,

since we send our men and boys off to die in wars in other countries, so that people in other countries can have freedom.

And one of those freedoms is
"freedom of speech."


So for us to send our men and boys off to war to die
so that people in *other* countries can have a freedom that we apparently do not have in our *own* country, is ridiculous.

On principle, people should not have banned the Dixie Chicks' songs or cds.

They, as Americans, should have the same freedoms that we fight for in other countries.

Plus they have good, happy music. : )

So that's why the name popped into my head when I needed a nickname to log on with.


I'm not a groupie or anything,
and was not trying to pretend to "be" a Dixie Chick,
so I changed the name a little when I entered the nickname.

And that's the big long story of how the name "Dixie Chips" came into being.


Have a great day ~

And go buy a Dixie Chicks cd.

Listening to it will put you in a good mood...

It's really happy, uplifting music.

And may true freedom be forever protected in this great country of ours.

Best always, Dixie


: )

Dixie Chips thinks it's good to stand up for what you believe in.

Dixie Chips likes happy music.

Dixie Chips created the Sunshine Beach Cafe.

Dixie Chips wishes you all a prosperous and very blessed life.

Dixie Chips has left the building. lol

by Dixie May 18, 2004