farmer candy

Anhydrous based Methamphetamine

Bert sure got geeked out on that farmer candy

by Monkey December 15, 2003

sponge candy

the most delicious candy in the world. Only made in Buffalo N.Y. and a well kept secret. It a chocolate covered taffy cinder block. you're only allowed to eat it by sucking off the chocolate and then letting the air taffy thing melt in your mouth.

doctor: oh no! a sponge candy overload
Mother: damn you sponge candy, damn youuuuuuu

by Cali-cheya October 17, 2006

candy joke

adj.

1. A female who flaunts her stuff or her "candy" like she is the shit but by the end of the night she IS a "joke."
2. A female who usually presents with fake breasts, large hair, designer shit, and usually wears inappropriate high heals.
3. A female who is way overrated.

-"That broad is such a candy joke. Her body is a 10 but her bedroom skills are a 0."
-"I wouldn't waste a rubber on that candy joke."

by Hoaxy May 08, 2007

eating candy

smoking marijuana, weed, ganja.

boyfriend: heyy what are you doing?
girlfriend: eating candy.

by trippyniggaror December 18, 2016

Lap Candy

A relationship based on only sexual needs with no emotional connection.

A girl/boy whose only purpose is to service their lover whenever needed.

"Hey baby want to come over and be my lap candy? I'll lick you all night long."
"Ohhh I'm getting soaked already be there in a few!"

"Dude Julie is my lap candy."
"I heard she was Kevin's lap candy for awhile. I'd be careful man she's a total slut!"

by Anona1989 May 02, 2009

Candy Sparks

A tasty tease who is so full of nonsense energy she sparks. Wouldn't mind finding this piece of candy in my bag of tricks.

"Trick-or-treat, Candy Sparks is the perfect combo of both."

by Bradley Assmass March 02, 2005

thumb candy

1.) Small hand-held videogames, like those produced by tiger electronics. Use in the context that the game keeps your fingers busy

Don't dis the gameboy man, its good thumb candy!

by Camper October 14, 2002