can I go to my friend's house...hehe 

I'm gonna fuck or do dumb shit

can I go to my friend's house...hehe (I'm gonna fuck she is so hot ffffffffffuuuuuuuucccccccckkkkkkk).

can I go to my friend's house...hehe by jhared 19 January 17, 2021

Can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime

People pay fine after making a mistake.

Very simple concept to understand folks.

If you can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime!!!

Can't afford to pay the fines, don't do the crime by Glorymummy January 27, 2021

can he love me? 

SADLY NO HAHAHAH :(
GO SEARCH SOMEONE ELSE TO LOVE :)
just give up don't hurt yourself :)

can he love me? .......

can he love me? by blazezo_xcn April 29, 2021

Can I give you a bow tie

Another way of asking to give someone a blow job.

“Lou, can I give you a bow tie?” “I’d love it if you’d just wait.”

Can I give you a bow tie by lourocksteady April 30, 2021

can you tell the time

The first thing your wife says to you when you come home drunk.

<Robert> *Staggers in drunk*
<Mary> Can you tell the time?
<Robert> *Blatant confusion*

can you tell the time by i love having no friends June 23, 2021

can clocker 

A homeless man who’s occupation is servicing men in exchange for their empty beverages cans. ( Preferably works in states or provinces with bottle deposit.)

Yo Lets take all your empties to the can clocker down the block.
Hell yeah ive been collecting my cans all week!

can clocker by The_real_can_clocker September 3, 2021

Can you shit pink 

Can you shit pink, meaning its a no and never going to happen.

Someone: Can you do this for me?
Me: Can you shit pink?

Can you shit pink by Danr1708 January 26, 2022