Calvin

unfunny person who is goofy ahh, very bad at roasting and is always attracted to girls

I dont like Calvins

by cheesy ducklings May 15, 2023

Calvining

Calvining is an act that is indescribable, due to the act being considered too vulgar, intense, preposterous, and on occasion erotic.

“Hey, do you mind if I crash at your place for a bit? My parents kicked me out after they caught me calvining.”

by CalviningCrooner June 23, 2023

Calvinigration

Traveling afar to gain great experiences and profound insights but having to move in with 3 roomates (by Emilie)

I did calvinigration and now I have to move to another apartment

by Nederlands07 July 17, 2024

Calling it an alex

Going exceptionally early home

No way i finish that today- i‘m calling it an alex.

by The open janitor July 31, 2024

Callin’ it spades

Straight up,
Blunt
straightforward

No bs

Bro,
I’m callin’ it spades

I really like her.

by lucy camenia September 6, 2023

Calling it spades

Dumbing down a very important/intense situation.
Chilling out something that shouldn’t be chilled out.

Call it spades-

Bro,
Stop calling it spades, she really loves you.

by lucy camenia September 7, 2023

Calvin

So sexy no one can keep their eyes of him pulls every girl in the world and has the best looking dick in the world and can make a girl scream

I saw this guy and he made me scream sounds like a Calvin to me

by Handleball229 September 28, 2023