Keep Calm and Chive On

What my boyfriend does while taking a dump.

*Insert image of girl opening the door on Chive addicted boyfriend scrolling through app as he sits on toilet*
*Insert second image of girl reassuring him to "Keep Calm and Chive On!" while closing the door and running away*

by angeleux November 9, 2013

calama

a small city in the shithole of the world being the atacama desert. poverty ridden with a population of wild dogs matching the human population. located in the country chile on the continent south america

Have you heard of calama?

Camela?

by gerwinator2246 August 13, 2008

callum hardie

Another word for a wankstain. Except the sperm is dead. You'll find him on the bad streets of BOD throwing up and drinking pikey cider.

1. Hey there's callum hardie

"aye i can see that wankstain"

by ForwardGrant March 8, 2010

Callum

A big gay who is trash at shinty and also smells DAB

Person 1 "Oh he is such a Callum"
Person 2 "Lol true"

by Daddy's always watching October 26, 2018

callum

scottish prick who is intensely obsessed with polish females called “nikola” for some strange reason and has an incredibly small penis , he has also been known to watch pregnant dwarf rape porn .

wow , what a callum

by jacob the sex god February 22, 2019

Calamari

The fat that squishes out of the bottom of a really tight, short dress creating an Ursula (sea witch from The Little Mermaid) effect on the bottom half.

A person wears a tight mini-dress (think 2 sizes too small) and it pushes the leg fat out around the bottom of the dress and it makes you think of a squid (or calamari).

by Daisy27 December 18, 2012

calm down

No, really, that kid's not calm.

Park: Hey guys.
Duker: Dude, calm down.
Harry: This kid's not calm.

by Smocko March 15, 2005