What my boyfriend does while taking a dump.
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*Insert second image of girl reassuring him to "Keep Calm and Chive On!" while closing the door and running away*
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Another word for a wankstain. Except the sperm is dead. You'll find him on the bad streets of BOD throwing up and drinking pikey cider.
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A person wears a tight mini-dress (think 2 sizes too small) and it pushes the leg fat out around the bottom of the dress and it makes you think of a squid (or calamari).
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