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california queef quaker

when a girl lets out a thunder queef that hits 5.0 on the richter scale
jerry: Was that an earthquake?
krystal: no i jus queefed!!
jerry: damn girl!!! Your a california queef quaker!!
by goonersteve January 28, 2008
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California Gold Rush

When a woman urinates either durring immediately following an especially intense orgasm.
I waxed Sally's ass so good, she had a California Gold Rush!
by Lt. Roastabotch July 31, 2005
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california hot pocket

When the male goes boom boom (poopy) in a females vaginal area and then repeatedly keeps thrusting so the penis is covered in his feces and it is in and out of the vagina.
"Lets get dirty, lets have a california hot pocket"
by Michael Stapleton May 28, 2006
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Cali

A really funny outgoing amazing person, she has the perfect sense of humor shes amazing and has the best laugh, shes the best friend anybody could ask for, shes nice sweet and really pretty, she has a unique sense of style and she is the most dependable person i can think of, she could sit and listen to your storys, your crush, your life, for hours and not put in a word and still not be bored, shes truley dependable
Cali? oh she's amazing!

Did you know Cali's family opened up a frozen yogurt shop?

Omg, Cali's obsessed with jack barakat!
by Cali's BFF December 14, 2010
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California no

The way rejection tends to be handled by Californians, who are sunny in disposition and less brusque than East Coast residents. Instead of bluntly saying "no," Californians say no by avoiding the question, forgetting to respond to emails, and generally postponing the issue. The best way to give a California no is to do nothing at all, as opposed to saying it outright.

This is especially popular in the entertainment industry. For example, Everybody Loves Raymond creator Phil Rosenthal is quoted as saying: "To me, postponing a Hollywood lunch meeting is the new passing. They figure they'll postpone you until you go away. This way, they are not saying no. If that happens more than twice -- obviously emergencies come up -- you've got to get the hint."
A: So I emailed that agent a week ago and still no response. What is going on?

B: He's giving you the California no.
by ScottLG September 7, 2013
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Californiese

The dialect of slang spoken only in California.
Peeps outside of California probably never even heard of the California Aquesuct, so they wouldn't bother to use such Californiese terminology.
by Downstrike December 24, 2004
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California

A mythical land depicted in movies, television shows, and other fictional works of the middle 20th century. Seems to have been located in upper Latin America. Was peopled by exuberant, attractive "white persons," a type thought once to have been widespread in the area.

California was consistently represented as prosperous, but this is strictly notional. Present-day inhabitants of the area have found it to be without economic resources.

Compare "Shangri-La."
He: California was so nice. Too bad it never really existed.
She: -- Are you sure?
He: ... Pretty sure.
by John Bonaccorsi February 12, 2009
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