creamed

the terrifying state of extreme drunkenness after playing the drinking game vodka whip cream vodka.

"dude i got so creamed last night"
"what the fuck is wrong with you?"

by whitelightning. April 30, 2011

cement mixer

rough sex in which the man is pumping the woman so hard, that her head goes through the drywall. Then the man blows his load in her hair and mixes it around. When it dries, its hard like cement.

That kid put his phd into action and gave all three of those sluts cement mixers. Look at their hair!

by John Sucamelli October 11, 2004

Chemeketa

(chuh-'mek-uh-duh)
A community college in Oregon where one might find screaming babies, old people, cholo's, tweakers, and lines in the financial aid office but one will WITHOUT FAIL find nerds in building 2 playing magic the gathering, and in building 3 playing WoW or Starcraft. Where one can go to school to save a lot of money on your first 2 years of undergrad.

A typical community college.

Has a nursing program, dental hygiene program with a dental office, automotive program with an auto shop, and firefighting program with a real fire station.

Also called;
CCC (Chemeketa Community College)
UCLA (University of Chemeketa on Lancaster Avenue)
Chemexico
The ghetto school

Interviewee: "I got my associate's degree at Chemeketa."
Interviewer: "Oh... I'm sorry."

Person 1 "I feel bad for humanity..."
Person 2 "Did you visit a homeless shelter?"
Person 1 "No, I was just at Chemeketa all day."
Person 2 "So you did visit a homeless shelter! hahaha"

by JayDB_91 November 25, 2011

creamed my undies

When you get a bit excited and then cream your undies.

Dude! that chick was so hot i creamed my undies just looking at her.

by 1outs September 14, 2014

Ice Creamed

When a guy busts on a girl, any part, but mainly the chest or face.

"Hah. Yesterday I ice creamed that girl so bad after she sucked me up"

by DamnIt69 May 11, 2010

Cup Of Cement

Another way of saying a person needs to harden up and pretty much deal with it.

Jimmy: I feel over and hurt my knee :(! What am i going to do waaah.
Amie: I dunno eh.
Mot: Wow man, Cup of Cement, Seriously.

by Darkuras August 20, 2009

Cremefag

Cremefag, in regards to juuling, describes someone who likes the Creme Brûlée flavored pods over the other flavors. While not the worst flavor, which is definitely Fruit Medley, the Creme Brûlée flavor has somewhat of a negative connotation among the alpha male juuling population due to its derivation from a delicate sweet dessert.

Ezekiel: "Hey Tony, can I hit your Juul?"
Tony: "Sure, but I ran out of mango pods -- now all I have left are Creme Brûlée..."
Ezekiel: "Oh goodness gracious me goody do da day! I fucking love Creme Brûlée!"
Tony: "Fuck you Ezekiel, you goddamn Cremefag."

by cremefag October 11, 2018