A small county where half the people are rich and stupid and the other half are meth addicts. The kids spend all their time smoking pot while their douche bag parents do meth. This county hides everything from the public eye and not gonna lie if you learn they’re secrets they won’t ley you leave. All the teens are suicidal and have cuts all over their bodies. If you don’t get out of this county by 21 chances are you aren’t getting out.
by lolihate you August 7, 2018
Get the Garrett county Marylandmug. by Abrycpece May 24, 2008
Get the Pistol Grip Countymug. A county in Maryland. Despite it getting a bad rap by snobs around DC and Baltimore, who have never been here, it is one of the fastest growing counties in the state (along with our neighbors Charles and Calvert County). We are the birthplace of religious freedom in the United States and St. Mary's City had the first coffeehouse in North America. St. Mary's resident Margaret Brent was the first woman to act as an attorney in North America. Home of the stuffed ham. Home of Patuxent River Naval Air Station...where many astronauts got their start. Without St. Mary's, Maryland would never have existed. We have rural areas as well as suburbs. We are a bedroom community for Washington DC for those who don't want to deal with Montgomery, PG, and Howard County's yuppie crap.
Person 1: Oh man, you are from St. Mary's County...aren't you all a bunch of hicks?
Person 2: No, my dad tests fighter jets and my mom is a computer systems designer. We drink lattes here too you twit.
Person 2: No, my dad tests fighter jets and my mom is a computer systems designer. We drink lattes here too you twit.
by hellomeboy March 12, 2009
Get the St. Mary's Countymug. the most amazing band to ever grace the earth. also the ones who were so rudely denied their rightful place at state (that would be first) because the judges (except for one) decided the competition would be more fun if they were high
by honestbychoice November 9, 2009
Get the Mercer County Bandmug. by Rex Orange County's DOG February 14, 2022
Get the Rex Orange Countymug. an adjective referring to an individual that has characteristics of the stereotypical Calvert County local.
One who is Calvert County-tastic may for example where something camo out in public at least once or twice a week, own a confederate flag, or shoot, kill, and proceed to eat emu.
by C.C resident (not for long) January 16, 2011
Get the Calvert County-tasticmug. That guy likes to get Wasco County Faired!
Check out that Wasco County Fair on Fuller!
Are you into Wasco County Fair?
Check out that Wasco County Fair on Fuller!
Are you into Wasco County Fair?
by BitchTitsMcphee August 21, 2010
Get the Wasco County Fairmug.