cooning hours

the time of night when it's acceptable, allowed and encouraged to "coon" or steal things. from 2:30 AM to 5:00 AM

I snagged a bunch of handles from fiji's house during cooning hours last night.

by boneboy24 April 19, 2018

Coon

A person who is being a nucence or a rascal of annoying.

Noah you being a coon

by ajr800 October 1, 2017

Coon

Some one who never pops out. They’re practically a raccoon,near the garbage can, comes out at night with groups of antisocial people.

Lea is such a coon I swear, instead of going to the party she read a book!

Only coons read the entire Harry Potter series

by Handymany233 October 22, 2017

coon

A slang term for a black person with disabilities.

sexychick2009: Who's that coon in the wheelchair?
almondboy23: oh he has aids, don't talk to him.

by Cat72 May 29, 2017

Coon

Cooler way of saying "Cancun".

Tom: Hey man, what are you up to this weekend? Wanna hit up the local bars?
Chris: Ah, can't man. I'm gonna be in the Coon this weekend!

by justonedrink June 6, 2017

Coon

Balck guy/girl who defends or supports cultural apprpriation or racial slurs against their own race. It also means black guys/girls who doesn't/barely claims to be black or wants to be white bc they hate being black.

Black guy: I only date white girls because they are so much better?
Black girl: Don't overreact, I'm black and "nigger" isn't offensive for me.
Someone else: Woah I bet you're a coon

by BTSTAE June 25, 2017

joely coon

Joely Coon is the biggest knob ever to walk the face of the earth. He is awfully cocky and for some unknown reason, believes he is a chick magnet. In his spare time, you can find him sending cringe worthy streaks, such as 'Heyy yoooooo'. But he's a pretty decent guy to scab food from, cause he always seems to be carrying it. But when your in a time of crisis, Joely is always there for you. That's why he's a great friend

''Your acting like a Joely Coon'
'Surely I'm not that bad'

by qwertyuioppoiuytrewqwertytrewq April 19, 2018