Carlo

Carlo a short nigga who gets no bitches he has curly hair and many friends. He’s emo as Fuck and loves Arizona. He’s very loyal to his gang He’s also a immigrant so if he ever makes you mad just call ICE.

Person 1:Yo its carlo
Person 2: let’s go suck his dick

by Bigballsissacwhofuckchris July 10, 2022

Carlos

Your first best friend of all time that would never leave you without any reason

Nevermind he just blocked you from discord

X person: Carlos sucks

by The69 July 20, 2022

Carlo

Carlo is slick, you think you know what it’s like to be sly? Cool? A little bit of a devious mystery, you don’t. Only Carlo can possess such a trait as this. Ever heard the phrase ‘Easy Peasy Lemon Steezy’ ? Nope! Only Carlo knows it, he’s so slick he made it. Style and ease, the women are appeased, they go on their knees saying ‘oh baby please’

“Damn who’s that? He’s so slick.”
“Oh you don’t know? That’s Carlo!”

by Saltpalms July 22, 2022

Carlos

usually autistic, sometimes has a girlfriend but she does not know he is female. Retardation can strike anyone, especially Carlos'

Nurse: Wow this Carlos I am taking care of sucks
Everyone else: We should water board him
Carlos: eheh

by AOUEGKHKL October 18, 2019

Carlos

Usually autistic

Carlos: eheheh
Nurse: loads gun

by AOUEGKHKL October 18, 2019

Carlos

A dumb crazy bitch who can't decide who to date. don't date a Carlos because he will most likely go back to his ex-girlfriend. HE WILL BREAK YOUR HEART!!!!!!!!!!!!

Oh no Carlos is back with his ex lea

He cheated again oh great!

by Albert Titian October 21, 2019

Carlos

Fucks simon and they have a baby

Person 1: is that simon and carlos going at it?!?

Karlos: come join us NOW!!

by Whatisthisfuck October 21, 2019