Me to my friend: Hey what are you listening to?
Friend: Gigolo.
Me: What???
Friend: this (gives me headphones)
Me: cool.
Friend: Gigolo.
Me: What???
Friend: this (gives me headphones)
Me: cool.
by Hyper Chick December 08, 2004
A legendary and powerful weapon used by the Inuisei Amanto when they first arrived on Earth and it gave them an overwhelming advantage over the Earthlings, assuring their takeover of Edo and Earth. This weapon was also used in several other galactic wars throughout history.
by Katsura_san January 16, 2021
Child: *fapfapfap*
Mom:What are you doing I heard something?
Child:uhmmmmm nothing
Mom:Heating up your ships main cannon?
Child (silently:) FUCK
Mom:What are you doing I heard something?
Child:uhmmmmm nothing
Mom:Heating up your ships main cannon?
Child (silently:) FUCK
by BJC2002 February 19, 2012
Massive Cock with big balls
Neo armstrong cyclone jet armstrong cannon is a legendary & powerful weapon used to penetrate holes for satisfaction.
by Unknown¤||¤ September 23, 2021
the tripod mounted twin beam dual reactor multipurpose particle ray with a built in ion cannon 3d particle accelleration device with a tissue mutation bean cryo genetical freezing sereum intergrated missle defence system nuclear powered air refraction device with a titanium plated nano enhanced bio genetic subterranean drilling unit with a cold fusion powered fission controlled pulse repition wave generator with a neuro planted japan made self installed mind manipularisation array with a biodegradable hand made master control terminal with a built in light emitting diode is good
by Hows Your [FACE] October 14, 2006
A absolute Masterpiece. She is kind, beautiful, and has an amazing personality. She always wants to make you feel better when your not at your best. She is the kind of person you can never take for granted. Enjoy every moment you have with her while it last. I have never meet an as amazing person as her. <3
Tristan Cannon: an amazing person
by Shehdbdb November 21, 2021
The act of leaving a butt plug in a woman (or man) for a week and feeding them nothing but beans so they get gassed up and shit goes flying when you pull the plug.
by doc6104 October 06, 2023