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brandon

kid with an addiction to anime. also he loves webs. he sucks $!#% for a living.
you are an brandon
by chcekn eater February 15, 2018
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short, skinny, best cousin, and has a cousin named Dylan who might have wrote this
Brandon is the best who may not have a cousin named Dylan who wrote this
by @dylanhawj November 2, 2017
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Brandonism

Loves pregnant women and impress them by running away from them
Gill pulled brandonism on his pregnant wife.
by Steve job's August 30, 2018
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he's lowkey an idiot who makes fun of you and is clumsy asf butttttttt hes nice-ish when hes in a good mood
person 1: did you see brandon last nigh?
person 2: yeah, that dummy fell of a table
by rowbydowby May 27, 2019
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Brandon is a simp and will do anything you want him to but won’t text you good morning. He’s one of the best boyfriends you’ll ever have. If you have a boyfriend named Brandon you are a very lucky girl. But you must know he can be a little overprotective. He’s a very nice, hot, sweet guy and will do anything for you.
brandon is a very nice guy
by hahah71717 May 3, 2020
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Brandon is a simp and will do anything you want him to but won’t text you good morning. He’s one of the best boyfriends you’ll ever have. If you have a boyfriend named Brandon you are a very lucky girl. But you must know he can be a little overprotective. He’s a very nice, hot, sweet guy and will do anything for you.
brandon is a very nice guy
by hahah71717 May 3, 2020
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a jock who hangs out with the fun, almost ghetto group. brown hair, tall, small dick. a brandon has one sister who is the biggest slut. a brandon thinks there funny and cool and doesn't really care for girls yet. a brandon doesn't think girls are hot, to him, they still have coodies. no one really likes a brandon, he's just there. he has about 2 friends and one of them is extremely good looking and the other one is full of them self. he doesn't know where he is in life and will hopefully become a better person when he's older.
boy: why is that kid so weird?

boy 2: he's just a brandon
by mike and jenny March 14, 2010
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