Booger screw

A a self-made tool by taking a napkin and twisting the corner of it to shape it into a screw like auger which is then inserted into the nostril and screwed deep into the nasal passage in the hopes of extracting a large juicy booger or a huge dried Maple leaf.
I made a booger screw the other day and got this huge booger out of my head
by Kingbuku January 24, 2020
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cry booger

While blowing your nose, a booger that gets stuck and resonates the inside of your nasal passage and causes your eyes to water. This makes the false appearance that you are crying.
Greg walks into Jeff's office

Greg: Hey Jeff I have those proposals you asked for, oh shit are crying?

Jeff: No man, I was blowing my nose and came across a wicked cry booger.

Greg: Ahhhhhhhh, I see..
by coalnine November 23, 2009
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Maybe My Boogers Smell

When there is a smell that you can't find, so you think maybe its your boogers
*Sniff Sniff Where is that smell coming from? Maybe My Boogers Smell?
by Mordertier January 04, 2024
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Booger Tron

When a child rubs their booger on their moms phone and then enters the Booger Tron festival, which is a very special event in which children force their dads to lick the boogers clean off of the phone.
I’m so excited to be an employee at the Booger Tron festival and sell puke buckets!!!
by Everything Suks October 08, 2022
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Booger transplant

The act of picking one nostril and then picking the other without wiping off the booger of the first.
I tried to multitask and pick both nostrils without wiping my finger first but ended up performing a booger transplant.
by gayblacks December 22, 2023
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