Split Bongo

When you spread your ass cheeks apart and someone slaps you directly in the butthole

Josh: Hey Cass, I want you to give me a split bongo.

Cass: I’m gonna slap your bongo so hard you’ll burp

by Elevatedsack March 27, 2024

Congo Bongo

A Congo Bongo is a eastern Canadian slang word used to define bald African dudes who are in mining engineering.

Bro look at my roommate Dee, him and his receding hairline, hes a complete Congo Bongo

by CanadianUnislangscholar January 9, 2025

Barry benson Blumpkin

When your 69 ing but instead ur eating each other’s ass so ur 96 ing and ur also watching bee movie porn .

“Can you pay for dinner ?“
“Only if you give me a Barry benson Blumpkin”.

by Lozenger69 January 10, 2025

Dirty Benson

Having or acquiring the sheer upper body strength of a top tier alpha male.
While using said strength, lifting a woman during a sexual act (with one’s duty belt) pounding them into complete submission/ sexual bliss simultaneously.

You see that chick over there, I’m totally going to dirty benson her tonight.

Man, I wish I could dirty benson that chick over there , I don’t have the upper body strength.

You think you’re strong but you can’t even dirty benson.

So I was balls deep last night, dirty bensoning this chick….

by Cptblksparrow March 9, 2025

The Binsonian Ticket Kiosk

A sex position, the man slowly windmills his weapon - while the woman pulls on his scrotum, attempting to illicit a healthy log.

If she is successful the man rewards her with dogfood placed on her nipples, if she is not - the immoved log is saved until it can take part in a Kentucky Klondike.

Man 1: I got with a new girl last night, she made me try 'The Binsonian Ticket Kiosk'.

Man 2: Yes bro! Big wins!

Man 1: Better than Bin Laden!

by bin_brook2 March 3, 2026

Bingo Bongo

A racist slur used by the far-right. Typically used to refer to Black people specifically from Africa, though it has been generalised to people of colour.

Established in the Midlands of England by hate groups.

“They have a lot of Bingo Bongo’s over there.”

by Debicki March 9, 2026

Crongo-Bongo

Etymology: Solobrity Dialect
Solobrity is a devolved celebrity sub-language spoken by the cursed humanoids Woll Smoth and the Fronds, whose mouths are too small to pronounce any vowel except “O.”
Within this distorted dialect, “cringe” became “crongo.”
The term “Crongo-Bongo” was born when “crongo” reminded one scholar of Bongo-Bongo, the monstrous shadow boss from Zelda: Ocarina of Time—thus merging social shame with eldritch energy.

Crongo-Bongo describes a transcendent act of cringe so severe that it becomes mythologically irreversible.
It is not simple embarrassment. It is a boss fight of regret.

“He joined the VC on meth, started crying about the holographic universe, and then left mid-rant after saying ‘I am the slab.’”
“Legend. Crongo-Bongo Tier 9.”

by realtimecrease May 20, 2025