Blinders

Ope, yeah there it is! He saw it! VERY GOOD!

Hym "OHOHO! Color me impressed! He caught the blinders thing! Very good! I just saw it. That's awesome."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023

Blunderbuss shit

When you go to take a shit and a large mass of air has built up resulting a discharge of hot air and medium soft pelts of shit shoot out with high velocity.

I had a lot of beer and pretzels last night and the gas I have is terrible. I had one of those airy shits that shot out like a blunderbuss. I think it’ll call it a blunderbuss shit.

by HeyItsMe! November 29, 2023

Blender

Noun: An extended period of heavy partying fueled by copious amounts of cocaine.

Etymology: The term "blender" is created as a contraction of the words "blow" and "bender".

We might not hear from Charlie until Friday, he's currently sleeping off a 5-day blender.

by Hooked on Robonix December 4, 2023

blunderassing

To drive aimlessly with a cooler of beverages for recreation.

Last Saturday we went blunderassing.

by KCMOblunderer January 7, 2024

Blenderman

black people are like enderman from mincraft.
they attack you if you stare at them
they cant swim and die in water
they are very tall
they scream alot

person 1: bro i stared at a black person to long and he stabbed me, i think he might be an blenderman.
person 2: damn bro sorry to hear that.

by david da coolest January 26, 2024

blunderbust

a surgically botched boob job

Martha's recent surgical breast implants turned out to be a real blunderbust.

by J. M. Kiter January 28, 2024

Blandre

A gender-neutral name that derives from 'Bland' and 'Flandre.' Flandre also deriving from Vlander and flaumdra, meaning 'Waterlogged' or 'flowing, current' and bland meaning 'tranquil' or 'soothing' in this case. Blandre's are very simple and nice, but also complex and tormented, even contradictory. Please take care of your local Blandre.

Blandre sounds like a very bland person...
Well they're a very cute and vibrant person!
My bad, that's a very unfortunate name then.
Not really, they're a walking contradiction.

by MnB Official January 29, 2024