Sterilize it before you terrorize it

To thoroughly disinfect a woman's vagina before one pounds it (pussy) with his usually unprotected penis. (See dick, dong, dootoo, etc...)

I admonished the young man to "sterilize it before you terrorize it," as he walked out of the bar with the local slut.

by Bazho Underbaggage August 22, 2016

No Ket before Set

The golden rule

-Hey dude u pinging yet?
-nah man I’ve got a set ahead. no ket before set!

by Beefy_Cabbage January 4, 2019

In the door before you know it

Will happen sooner than you think

Alan, Christmas will be in the door before you know it!

by Bumbag September 6, 2019

IO’s Before Hoes

Electing to receive an intraosseous (IO) infusion, an incredibly painful method of providing medicine and fluid to a patient by injecting straight into the bone marrow, rather than deal with thots and bullshitery.

“I’m not going to heck her and become a sadboi again, IO’s Before Hoes.”

by shelves1t2 December 10, 2019

lacy silly beefo

lacy silly beefo is an extremely hard working beef brisket loved by many for her impressive talents. She sometimes likes performing the lazy Blackbeard sequence.. which we don’t want to talk about unless you search it up. Using lacy silly beefo is a way of saying you have absolutely great music taste with a hint of anger problems hidden in between the gaps.

Girl: I would say I have amazing music taste and have slight anger issues and is a great guy.
Boy: Oh, so you’re a lacy silly beefo?

by silly beefo appreciation September 3, 2021

get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook

scatological expression of the Eagle, Globe, and Anchor -- The USMC emblem.

If I were you I'd get myself squared away. In other words: get on the ball, shitbird, before you get the hook.

by barber of seville November 27, 2020

beff

A good rodger.
A good rodger.
A good rodger.

Beff - A good rodger.

by phatlesbian February 20, 2004