beef waffle

1. Formal pronunciation of the youngster acronym BFFL. May be liberally applied to all forms of the acronym.

2. Vagina.

3. A delicious meal made by cooking seasoned ground beef in a waffle iron.

Guy #1: "Yo dude, you wanna hang later?"
Guy #2: "Naw, I promised my beef waffle that I'd watch the Little Mermaid with him. Again."

Skank: "Ever since I slept with Joe my beef waffle has a nasty itch!"

Young Man: "I love my mom's warm beef waffle for lunch!"

beef waffle by AnUncleverPseudonym January 20, 2009

Beef Squat 

The act squatting over some ones face and pressing your genitals on and around their eyes. Known to cure head aches.

'I have a head ache please beef squat me and put your heavy balls on my eyes.'

'I love me some beef squatting'

Beef Squat by nineninenine March 4, 2010

Beef Trauser 

A woman's vagina lips that hang down low enough to keep her legs warm.

Thank god for my beef trauser, it's gonna be a cold winter.

Beef Trauser by Tomrod May 24, 2011

Beef Kiln 

Farting in a sauna. The heat mixes with the methane and hydrogen sulfide to form an acrid hot gas that burns the nostrils. A beef kiln is considered worse than leaving a farting gift in an elevator. Quite embarrassing when a stranger (especially of the opposite sex) enters soon afterwards.

Olaf (in sauna): Prrrp! A beef kiln! Time to go, methinks!
Erika (entering sauna): Oh God Olaf, not again! That gas is making me cry!

Beef Kiln by coazeau June 28, 2011

Beef Shield 

When a woman cockblocks someone.

Dude, that I was hitting on that woman and she totally through up the Beef Shield.

Beef Shield by chrico031 May 5, 2015

beef stick 

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beef stick by Jesus Chrib January 26, 2020

beef curtain

Very large and droopy, even pendulous, vaginal labia.

My mom has the biggest pussy lips in the world; they're like a beef curtain.

beef curtain by Mr. Tapeworm May 28, 2006