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Jungle Beaver

When women don't get a Brazilian wax, or any kind of shaving of the genitalia area at all, that's when the beaver becomes a Jungle Beaver.
I was going down that bitch but her pubes got stuck between my teeth. I turned on the lights and then I saw the biggest Jungle Beaver ever!!.
by Lorenzoloves March 16, 2009
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beaver leaver

A male who appears to have an allergy to pussy & swings toward boaby's instead
My mate paul is a beaver leaver 'fucking poof'
by Dean McCluskey April 1, 2003
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Meat Beaver

A beaver that lurks in the shadows to pounce on some unsuspecting cunt. Also known as, a vag badger.
Hey, Andy!!! Did you see that meat beaver? It looked hungry.
by sir montavious January 24, 2006
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Beaver Fever

A love for the protagonist in Rugby's greatest redemption story: Stephen Donald.
Sluzzas had huge Beaver Fever post- Rugby World Cup 2011
by roger76478 October 30, 2011
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Beaverfuzz

A small fur bearing rodent that can swallow tube snake whole.
A lightly tufted python goblin.
The slightly retarded youngest son of Ward and June Cleaver.
A short, ugly, not so clever member of the Castor family.
A close relation to the beevalot.
I really need to get me some Beaverfuzz or I'm going to explode.
by Rock Hard October 21, 2005
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Venezualan Beaver Racing

A sport founded in 1996 where by beavers from Venezuala must race down a river. Rules imply that a) All beavers must be dead. b)all spectators must be high. c) All dead beavers must be chained to a dead dog.
Dude, did you see the Venezualan Beaver Racing on TV last night?
by Wighty December 19, 2006
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sneaky beaver

A classic tactic employed by ugly girls who have a hard time getting any, the sneaky beaver is when said girl slips some roofies into your drink and takes you back to her place. As you gradually come to a few hours later, you wonder what your penis is doing in this stranger's vagina. Then it hits you, "shit, it's the sneaky beaver."
"Dude, I woke up last night mid-bone with Julia. That bitch got me with the sneaky beaver!"
by keats!!! January 14, 2010
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