April 5

National suck your girlfriends titties/ stroke your boyfriends dick day

It’s April 5 today, you know what that means....it’s time to suck my titties.

by Masterrrrr October 18, 2019

Question 5

Question 5 is the last question of the English exam paper. It is a risky question to atempt and you best hope you have one because if you don’t have a question 5, puting your hand up and asking for one when have you disqualified from the exam...

Calum: “Ah, that question 5 was HARD!”
Lea: “Yes! I can relate”
Darren: “I didn’t have a question 5 but when I asked for one I got disqualified!”

by Agent Milton February 03, 2019

5% Milk

another name for the cum, jizz, or nut. the white liquid that most men enjoy shooting all over a girl.

I gave that girl some 5% milk last night to drink

by joel carter November 14, 2011

aug 5

Only cool people are born on this day. Most people born on this day are short with curly hair. They also have scars on there cheeks

Oh man I wish I was born on aug 5th

by Yeet tool November 04, 2019

T-5

Used when something has been built up with huge anticipation and then fails miserably.

Used in similar context to 'tits-up'. Based on the first day failings of UK's Heathrow Terminal 5 in which the 15minute check in and security pass ended up at 19hours long!

'Dude, sex with Anna. I thought she'd be good but it was totally T5'

'The Patriots went T-5 against the Giants today'

'So the Iraq war has gone T-5'

'The only thing more T-5 than this is Hiliary Clintons Campaign'

by Chapman 1807 March 29, 2008

John 5

n.Former guitarist of Marilyn Manson.

v.To blow your load on a girl's chest then lick it off. (He likes to do this according to MetalSLudge.com so I just made it into a verb.)

n. It that John 5 quit Manson's band.

v. Last night I John 5ed some big titied whore.

by Josh Kuklinsky August 07, 2006

Fabulous 5

A group of five no good hoodlums, who enjoy getting krunked, beasting, and partying! The members of the Fab 5 include:

Mike Ngo - The King of Mag
Kyle Kicks - The Prince of Mag
Pat Mitchell - The Champ
Tim Nguyen - The Beast
Shayne Trudell - TKO

"Fab 5 - Get Krunked! Stay Krunked! WHOO!"

by King Mag of the Fabulous 5 December 08, 2004