A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a jeep. Formerly known as a pussy bar. History: A lonely dirty old man had a very old Jeep and his caregiver was a named Lacey- think white trash but with teeth. She would never do anything but the old man continued to pay her to keep him company. One day his grown ass children caught on that this skank wasn’t really a caretaker but a dirty no good ho and cut her loose. The dirty old man named the grab in his Jeep a Lacey bar in her memory. He even used one of those old ass label makers to commemorate the name by the grab bar.
You should have seen Todd the hay wads face when I got air over the hill. He white knuckled the shit out of the Lacey Bar.
by BigRDaddy October 25, 2020
Get the Lacey Barmug. When a temper-tantrum is thrown at any sort of religious gathering/activity/ceremony. Common misconception is that a bar fitzvah can only happen at a Jewish activity, but in fact happens more at Christian church gatherings by children that don't want to be there
My cousin Schnall threw a bar fitzvah that included not only telling off his grandfather but throwing a chair over 13 pews.
by Unicycle pro October 19, 2014
Get the bar fitzvahmug. Someone, usually female, who has indiscriminate sex with patrons of a particular bar and everyone knows about it, hence, everyone and anyone can ride it. Usually motivated by low self-esteem, pathological need for validation and/or inability to maintain composure when drinking.
by TheDannyLovesSauce June 4, 2017
Get the Bar Bikemug. Ryan ate a Wardy bar after winning the match.
After a long ride in the Camaro, stopping at a redlight is a good time to eat a wardy bar.
After a long ride in the Camaro, stopping at a redlight is a good time to eat a wardy bar.
by Acecutlets June 4, 2012
Get the Wardy Barmug. The most smackkkkking mushroom infused chocolate bar ever,it’s holographic,is better than when Tupac came back as his digital self , only consume a few pieces, if you face the whole bar find a couch immediately.
That staycation bar was bussin, ya feel me, that ZAZA ain’t no joke these bars got me chasing spirit animals thru time square.....yeeerrrrrrrd!
by Paper monster March 29, 2021
Get the staycation barmug. A bar mounted to the wall so when you take it up the ass by your Co workers you have something to hold on to!
When I get shift turn over from slammy Tammy I have to hold on tight to the slammy bar because she is always plowing me up the ass with issues.
by Clamer August 10, 2017
Get the slammy barmug. The column of ads next to an article, usually full of algorithmically generated garbage only people over 50 click on
by Agapin Ganus June 4, 2020
Get the Boomer Barmug.