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Booger

A slimy gooey and squishy fungi that traps dust, and mucus that enters the nose or the eyes. Different sightings may be gray, neon green, forest green, brown or even red! They also can be sweet or salty!
My brother picked thi boogers from his nose and he ate it and it was salty.
by anonymous December 13, 2021
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booger light

One of many faggot ass government drones up in tha sky.
Hey man, check out that booger light.
by Fuck hell man April 1, 2019
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wookie booger

A hairy piece of snot. Also can be used to express surprise or shock.
Man, that's a serious wookie booger you have hanging our your nose.
Holy wookie boogers, that guy just punched a weasel!
by Rhubarb1701 January 16, 2014
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Booger Tron

When a child rubs their booger on their moms phone and then enters the Booger Tron festival, which is a very special event in which children force their dads to lick the boogers clean off of the phone.
I’m so excited to be an employee at the Booger Tron festival and sell puke buckets!!!
by Everything Suks October 8, 2022
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Booger transplant

The act of picking one nostril and then picking the other without wiping off the booger of the first.
I tried to multitask and pick both nostrils without wiping my finger first but ended up performing a booger transplant.
by gayblacks December 22, 2023
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Shower Booger

During a really hot shower when you gently breathe out of your nose and an awesome, mind-cleansing snot demon thrusts out of your face; and you feel freshly birthed.
Shower booger is the noun; shower boogering is the verb. Shower buggering is not a good idea because water makes for a poor lubricant. Splurge for lube, trust me.

K-Y, under normal conditions, is one of the best lubes out there when taking into consideration cost versus performance. It has nice mouth feel, has some good legs for marathons and food challenges, it's dolphin-safe, and gluten-free. Add in the fact it's priced competitively and you have what I consider to be the Honda Accord of lube - a bit bland, sure, but reliable, user friendly, and a good overall value.

But that doesn't mean K-Y is perfect. It contains an ingredient called "glycerin," which is a humectant, meaning it draws moisture to the area where of application. In sub-zero temperatures, as highlight bybthe autist above, K-Y becomes a liability. The more moisture drawn, the greater likelihood of bonding persons engaged in coitus or even individuals engaged in masturbating with a seal carcass like that one time I went to the North Pole.

That's why I recommend that anyone having intercourse in freezing temperatures use Astroglide. It contains no glycerin and is thus less likely to inadvertently "glue" things to other things. Also, it contains aloe vera, which can help sooth irritated skin caused by micro abrasions that develop from extended anal sex or after jerking off with 600 grit sandpaper just to see what happens.
by BL00DFaRT October 31, 2016
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