Bested

: To be completely conquered by some one, you have no self esteem left, or anyway do make a witty come back, lost for words.

: self esteem killer.

: to be owned beyond recognition

bro he bested you, you were at a loss for words when he got you with that come back by the kosher king

by Kosher king12 August 29, 2011

bertie

A Extra Large Poo that takes several flushes to get rid of.
A huge log, that sometimes has to be broken in half before it disappears.

Ive just done a "bertie" or whos left a "bertie"

by Markmcmcmc October 16, 2007

Bestiality

The pleasure to have sexual intercourse with a non-human species, also having no morels of that species, basically when someone want's to have sexual intercourse with an animal but they don't have any morels for the animal itself, they only care about sex.

Having intercourse with an animal, no morels for it *Bestiality*

by Novimo March 12, 2020

bestest

to have or show exceptional qualities strong enough to be a described by a word that isnt technically a part of the english language

jemmy is the bestest, he is so lovely.

by abbeyiscool April 29, 2007

Bestialic Banter

When someone enters into humorous discourse redgarding sexual relations with members of the great animal kingdom.

Please lay off the bestialic banter in front of my mother. She's not as sexually open minded as most.

by Lucien Sanchez February 25, 2009

bestial

is or related to animals; savage like an animal

He was bestial when he robbed the store.

by TheWeilderofWackyWords February 1, 2017

bestial eroticism

A sick sexual urge for a hunter of large animals to fantasize as well as act out these fantasies of sexual intercourse upon their prey. This is typified by stickers on the back of their truck window displaying an animal and a double entendre worded below that could be taken as "hunter slang" but is really "animal sex code" for the initiated.

Hey Wilbur, did you see that Elk I tagged last night? I took my "Best Shot" and showed that "Bad Boy" who was boss, and it was a "Full Load". Next week when the bow hunt starts, I'm gonna "Give him the Shaft!". Just don't tell anyone that this is code for bestial eroticism...... shhhhhhhh.

by The animal "tagger" May 16, 2008