barbe 

a pointy toy used for murder

D- Jason just used that barbe to kill Alex!
S- Lets call the police

barbe by Jacie Janes October 9, 2019

Barber Shop 

Hang out area to get your hair cut...and talk to older men about your problems, listen to good music, and if you go to a good barber shop laugh up a storm.

Bob: Ayo man I'm going to go chill at the barber shop...I just broke up wit my girl and I'm lookin for a clean shave

Barber Shop by Joshua Corbin May 29, 2009

practice making babies 

sexual intercourse without the intent of pregnancy

Guy 1: Damn Tanya's so freaking hot. I want to make babies with here.
Guy 2: No man, you don't want to get her to get the pregs, just practice making babies with her.

practice making babies by Cup O Noodles October 27, 2008

throat babies 

When a man ejaculates in a womans mouth and she then swallows the ejaculate, it is said that the man has just given her 'throat babies'.

That girl is fine as hell, i would love to give her some throat babies.

throat babies by Brasco June 10, 2008

Barber Shopped

When someone stands next to you with their balls and scrotum resting pleasantly on your shoulder with extreme precision.

When you are sitting on a bench in the city and someone stands next to you with their balls resting on your shoulder, Barber Shopped!

Barber Shopped by xNYx VoLTaGExx July 30, 2010

A Barber's Cat 

Seldom used nowadays and of obscure origin, it is generally defined as one with an overly exaggerated opinion of one's own importance and/or knowledge.

"Adolph Hitler, when you really think about it, was little more than the ultimate example of a barber's cat."

A Barber's Cat by Sir Rusteigh the Ghastleigh June 21, 2016

Scabie Babies 

When the 8th graders in your township get infected with scabies from their grades' camping trip.

PS: It only gets worse when the horny bastards start fucking each other. But at least you know what happened when one of the teachers catches it

Tim Tom: Ewwwww, the Scabie Babies are coming to the High School tonight
Lennie: No, your kidding
Tim Tom: I'm being dead serious
Lennie: Flip, I dont want scabies!
Tim Tom: Yeah neither do I but I gotta go to the event tonight
Lennie: RIP
Tim Tom: I might not make it, so please tell my wife, John Carl, that I love him very much.

Tim Tom never made it out alive, his wife, John Carl, and his friend, Lennie, attended his funeral later that week

Scabie Babies by Scabie Baby Hater February 1, 2020