Austin Cole

A filthy hipster who messed up his ankle and is forever crippled and spends his days alone making his own home videos in a shag tent full of dildos

Austin Cole is a punk ass bitch

by BigRedNWA57 March 7, 2015

Austin jones

One who can’t resist the sucking of dicks

Austin jones

by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020

Zach & Austin

A fucking poon. One whom gets pain in his penis when it becomes erect. One whom takes the penis up the but and likes mens nipples on his tounge.

Me: Yo, Wuddup?
Douche: Fuck you!
Me: Your a Zach & Austin!

by Mr. Cartman May 22, 2008

Austin, TX

A shit hole where hokeys and morons come from

'hye mih nayme iz tex'
'you're from austin, TX huh?'
'why, yeas yeas i ahm... howd yoo kno?'
'cuz you're a fucking moron, thats how i knew'

by thir13en March 21, 2004

Austin Memmelaar

I very athletic sexy beast that hauls pussy when ever he wants with his massive dick-very hot redneck

Person 1:who's austin memmelaar

Person 2:some redneck that's pulls pussy and is really cute

by Minsink valley yee yee brother November 25, 2019

austin roberts

A nigger. (white)
But for sure a NIGGER!!!!

Omg look at that Austin Roberts he is such a NIGGER.

by Nigger#13 February 10, 2017

austin porter

the nigga from prettymuch who doesn’t shower. simon only let him in the band cause he wanted another long haired crackhead, like harry styles. he's a highkey alcoholic and he’s 'famous'. he watches hentai and he cheated on his shorty. brandon doesn’t give him any lines.

Girl1: Bro we're studying the lifestyle or drug addicts! who should we use as an example?

Girl2: Austin Porter

by tiffanigger October 29, 2018