Auntie 

The rich and powerful. She is unbeatable. Fear her. Give her all your money. She has four choilds, her favorite being James “Special Choild”. And the other three choilds are: Stupid Choild, Good Choild, and Clueless Choild. She also has a strong Russian accent.

Sticky: “I can’t stand her.”
Stupid Choild: “FR!! I hate Auntie so much.”
Joe: “HISSSSSS!!”
Sticky: “I know Joe, I know.”
Auntie: “VAT YOU SAY, STUPID CHOILD??”
Stupid Choild: “Nothing Auntie, the powerful!”
Auntie: ”Shut up and go to basement.”
Stupid Choild: “I’m already here..”

Auntie by 🦐 November 9, 2019

Auntie Kriss-ied

Verb. Ant-E-Kris-eed

To become outrageously intoxicated at a family function.

Causes: Not standing up until 4 glasses of wine are finished, while drinking in the sun

Symptoms: Laughing and talking at an incredibly high pitch, followed by vomiting before passing out.

She got so Auntie Kriss-ied this weekend that she told her husband she wasn't sure it was forever !

I was so Auntie Kriss-ied last night that I peed in the closet.

You need to relax, you are too Auntie-Kriss-ied right now.

I don't have a job, so I can get Auntie Kriss-ied anytime I feel like it.

Auntie Kriss-ied by HappyBirthday26May May 25, 2009

Aunty D 

anti-depressants

Today sux, going down to the pharmacy to visit Aunty D.

Aunty D by HA HA HAA December 7, 2012

Auntie Mommy 

When your skank as sister and ex baby daddy get together and she acts like the mother of your child.

Auntie Mommy is coming to pick up pills.

Auntie Mommy by Missknowitall6969 November 26, 2016

Auntie's Visiting 

Menstruation

"Don't want to go into the pool rn, Auntie's Visiting"

Auntie's Visiting by Rosé T June 3, 2017

Aunty Sarah

She love spilling water on Paigey at lunch. She is the most gorgeous, caring person in THE WORLD!!!!!!!!!!! Tik tok

#Aunty Sarah
#sawah
#Lol

Aunty Sarah by fringe rats aunty pickle April 28, 2020

Aunty Kedea 

Aunty Kedea

'The Aunty Kedea' is the greatest person you'll ever meet, she is bright and rare, talented and loved by everyone.
Her personality is warm and comfortable and strong and capable. She helps anyone who needs it at anytime whatsoever and is always giving and has her kayak moments because she is always strong and bright and sometimes for too long but that makes her the greatest person anyone could meet. There wouldn't be one person who wouldn't miss her presence, her heart is soo big and is felt through her vibes that are sent into the air. If you should be so lucky, she will walk into your life with guidance, love and purity that is beyond anything, and always will be there no matter what. If you ever meet her never let her go.

Aunty Kedea -(the stars,sun and moon, all together) , benevolent ,benign, affable,amiable, accommodating, outstanding.

Aunty Kedea by Lilley Love June 30, 2020