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Allergisism

A disease that Eric develops on Sundays, informs his employer, and typically refrains from coming to work until Tuesday. Some times it takes a little longer to leave the body and he can’t come to work until the following Thursday.
“Is Eric coming in today?” “No he hasn’t had his ALLERGISISM vaccine yet! We will either see him tomorrow or next pay period
by The opossum second of his name September 16, 2022
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alerta

Used when Vargskelethor Joey pauses the game and starts typing to pull up a funny haha :)
ALERTA ALERTA JOKE INCOMING
by namexddd October 17, 2022
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aleron

"That guy was such an Aleron!"
"Can you stop being an Aleron??"
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Allergic to Dairy

After eating some delicious pizza, you get a stomach ache. Suddenly, your britches are brown.
People who are allergic to dairy, collect turds in their pants quite frequently. They ain't babies, they just made a mistake with what they ate.
by Harry Tessa Tickle III December 3, 2022
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Alerra

A cool, fun, laid back, simultaneously pretty and handsome person that feels like a big sister and makes you smile when you see them in the halls
"Have you seen alerra?" 'Yeah! I waved at her and they instantly made my day better!^^'
by Moss:] December 7, 2022
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alter-cation

A noisy dispute during a wedding ceremony.
"Wayne's World 2" contains a copycat scene of the alter-cation from "The Graduate".
by QuacksO January 6, 2023
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ALTERation

What one or both members of da unfortunate couple at a shotgun wedding would likely wish could be granted regarding da terms of da marriage agreement.
I never could understand da rationale behind a loose-with-his-zipper dude's being forced to marry da gal whom he'd gotten preggo but was otherwise unwilling to stand by --- presumably da girl's parents would not even want a "deadbeat dad" like him as a reputation-sullying member of their formerly-respectable family, anyway. Maybe "'way back when" during da time when shotgun weddings were more common, there were not da legal "ALTERation" possibilities yet dat would merely require da dude to pay child-support, not actually live in da same household as da new mother.
by QuacksO February 6, 2023
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