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Alyssa

Alyssa hates men
by LightSarkakin July 19, 2022
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alyssa

alyssa: wwo i am a cringe neckbeard redditor
wveryone: yea
by funnyman12637472 October 19, 2020
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alyssa

an angel that was born in april, the best person you could ever rely on. she has a special place in each persons heart. she means the world to me and i wouldnt want to replace her with anyone.
alyssa: shut up you imbecile

h<3: yes mommy LOL
alyssa: ihy <3
h<3: ilym kys <3
by urbeanstalkLOL April 12, 2021
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Alyssa

alyssa is awesome! she's fearless, bold, athletic, good looking, and an amazing person to hang out with. she slays everyday with her best friends, and she never let's anyone get in her way. she's an amazing friend and will always help her friends if they do need help. she's funny and outgoing, and she loves singing her heart out while listening to j.cole. she's amazing!! she has a love for basketball and sometimes it takes her too long to get over people, but she'll always end up being okay and an overall mood lifter.

ALYSSA SLAYS
"wow, that girl is really good at basketball! she's the best one on the court."

"no shit dumbass. it's alyssa."
by boobies<3 June 16, 2022
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Alyssa

Alyssa is chill and very badass
Me: "Hey Alyssa that was a nice spike!"
Alyssa: "Ik right that was hella wicked!!"
by anonymous November 20, 2021
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Alyssa white

She can be pretty. Well sometimes. She probably has freckles and blonde hair with a slight crook in her nose. She can easily fall for someone but mostly people that hurt her. She probably is the older sister and has strong opinions. She’s interested in fashion and the outdoors. Although she is independent she relies on her family and those around her to fund her shopping addiction. She is designed to live in a big city where she can be inspired by the cultures around her yet she will most likely end up near her parents living off benefits.
Oh alyssa white just gave me a dirty look
That’s just her for u
by yourbrilliance12 May 15, 2023
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alyssa kuchis

"hey do you know alyssa kuchis?"
"oh yeah! shes so swaggie and she knows how to dominate dick!!"
by ALyssa swaggie February 1, 2014
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