alaskan snow angel

when you cum inside a girls vagina, then insert your fist and open and close your fingers

i need to get some wet naps because i just gave that girl an alaskan snow angel

by scene wolf March 29, 2011

Alaskan Snow Pipe

A turd wrapped in clingfilm and then frozen, to be used as a penetrative sex toy on the ladies, alone or with company. Hard and cold on the way in, mushes and melts to size after a bit.

'ey Janet, just off to drop a kid at the pool, fancy an Alaskan snow pipe later?

by DP81 December 18, 2010

Alaskan Brown Flower

After a prolonged session of anal sex, the head of the penis is caked with feces. Upon withdrawal the recipient is presented with the penis as the caked-on-poo separates away like petals from a brown flower.

After taking Sally to a mexican restaurant for all you can eat bean burritos and margaritas, and an all night anal session while she was passed out, I capped the evening by presenting her a nice Alaskan brown flower.

by FightingPrick March 3, 2010

alaskan cheese-shitter

The act of one man stretching a bitch's ass so far and then inserting 100% grade f cheese down her hole and then fucking her in the ass till she pukes then eats the puke and the cheese till she dies.

"Damn nigga that bitch frontin"
"Lets introduce that bitch to the alaskan cheese-shitter"

by iTz ThE SuPaMaN February 27, 2009

Alaskan fire dragon

sexual act of woman giving a blowjob and before man cums punches woman in nose then cums so the blood cum mix on the womans chin

while evan was gettin a bj from caitlin the bitch tried to quit halfway so he alaskan fire dragoned her

by evangarlock August 17, 2011

alaskan toe lubing

The act of cutting your sexual partners toes off, putting them in a blender with some ice, then using the slushy residue as lube to fuck your partner with.

I did some "Alaskan Toe Lubing" with your mother last night.

by cuntfuckercunts February 12, 2014

Alaskan King Crab

When you put your hand in ice water for about five minutes to get it really cold before shoving all five fingers inside your girlfriend's vagina and asshole. Unrelated to the Alaskan Pipeline and Alaskan Snow Dragon.

I can't have sex with my girlfriend for a week since I surprised her with an Alaskan King Crab last night.

by AsparagusPiss November 23, 2019