paradox-absorbing crumple zones

What Robot Santa's head was built with in Futurama

Leela: Consider this. You destroy those you deem to be naughty, but many of those you destroy are, in fact, nice. Therefore, you are naughty and must destroy yourself.

Robot Santa: Nice try, but my head was built with paradox-absorbing crumple zones.

by Bob882 December 20, 2004

Absolutego

A state of unparalleled, crushing heaviness.

Boris' debut album, Absolutego, is not for the faint of heart.

by dudeman888 January 12, 2009

Absolute Nonexistence

The absence of existence, the absence of nothingness, and the absence of absence. It is what is not being referred-to under any circumstances. Its definition is that which cannot be referred-to, named, or defined.

The idea of absolute nonexistence contradicts itself.

by TheNothingness February 15, 2009

Absult

Flaccid, not funny, not cool.

Absult is not a word.

by Absult Rockstar February 24, 2013

absolute shambles

British slang meaning nonsense, hogwash, etc.

The Leicester City FC soccer player, Jamie Vardy, considered the fact that the team's manager got fired after a loss as absolute shambles.

by Light_Soul March 26, 2017

abdimajid

Abdimajid is a handsome person and someone you can trust on
Abdimajid is a name for men

Only special people can be called Abdimajid

If you scream Abdi in Somalia then 10 person is going to turn around but if you scream Abdimajid then a special,handsome and smart person is going to turn around

by Next_Poba January 6, 2019

Ababacar

Ababacar is a handsome guy usually with nice hair and a great smile. Most people named Ababacar are genuinely wholesome people but can be sometimes identified as BIG DILF among others. If you ever meet one you should definitely try to get close to him because he will be a great friend during your hardest times. Ababacar is usually a ladies man and always treats the females right even if they just a leg.

"Dayummm that nigga fine as helll, he must be an Ababacar"

by Infytes March 12, 2019