Some chick: Do you think Parker is too hot for me??
Friend: “You mean that string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker you crazy psycho???”
Friend: “You mean that string bean, Mathew Broderick, Inspector Gadget looking ass mother fucker you crazy psycho???”
by Tomdelongesass October 9, 2020

A stupidly funny kid! He usually isn’t very kind at first but once you get to know him he can be very funny.. Parker’s overall a good person to have in you’re life..
Girl #1- “Omg Parker is so funny!”
Girl #2- “He seemed rude.”
Girl #1- “You just need to get to know him better and i promise you he’s sweet!”
Girl #2- “He seemed rude.”
Girl #1- “You just need to get to know him better and i promise you he’s sweet!”
by itsjustmaddie August 11, 2020

The most amazing boy on the planet. He is a loving, respectful, and kind person who will make your life better than when he wasn't in it. He is determined to make his place in the world and very committed to his school and grades. One of the most hard working people that is a working role-model to what everyone should aspire to be.
"Wow did you see Kat's boyfriend! It was Parker Micheal Allen!"
"Parker Micheal Allen is easily the smartest guy on campus"
"Parker Micheal Allen is easily the smartest guy on campus"
by RisingPheonix July 5, 2023

by D1sc0rd February 28, 2022

dany is parker's biggest fan
by busbys January 2, 2021

Jord Parker; a no good lying dirtbag of man whose only contribution to society is being a burden. 100% of what passes his lips is pure Bullshit. He never tells the truth anbout where he is or who he’s with. Instead of askirting he cheated, he said he got clap from sharing used boxers with another boy
Jord is also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.
Jord also had to have 3 hair transplants and he can’t use his penis unless he’s on steroids.
Jord is also known for molesting livestock of all shapes and sizes.
Jord also had to have 3 hair transplants and he can’t use his penis unless he’s on steroids.
“I saw jord coming out the club with some 16 year old he snuck in there”
“Jord Parker is a waste of space! The best part of his dribbled down his mums legs the day he was conceived”
“Jord Parker is a waste of space! The best part of his dribbled down his mums legs the day he was conceived”
by F_U_JordyP_U_Rat November 24, 2023

Mr. Spontaneous is a sweet, kind, wonderful man who also a guitar playin fool of passionate love makin jam. He's a strange fella. But keeps things interesting and mysteriously exciting. Persistent and determined to seek what he desires. Tends to sniff test everything. Allergic to raspberry filled donuts. Saves his belly button lint. Jerry Lee Parker is a artist, poet, musician, writer, singer, creator and master of love.
by LoveYouPikachu October 1, 2015
