Bum Beard

The hair growing on the cheeks of your ass, around your ring.
My bum beards so long I could dreadlock it

I shaved my balls, gooch and bum beard last night
by Rob_uk April 12, 2006
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Bum Plumber

Commonly used to describe a man (male) who demonstrates extrodinary skills in being gay (Homosexual).
Wow Rick you really are the gayest person I know, You Fucking Bum Plumber.
by BMOUNZ June 22, 2006
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spunky bum

An endearing term used for a girl with a butt so attractive you could jizz all over it...
'Hey spunky bum, you're Iookin hot tonight'...
by sss1600 March 06, 2015
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Student bum

Typically a university student who doesn't do any work, generally refusing to pay anything for anything. Including haircuts. Often take naps during the day.
by Student bum from preston March 28, 2005
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bum squat

The process of emptying one's bowels like an inhabitant of the streets would...best done in alleyways and on Sixth and Spring...
Dude, on the way home from the bar, I had to bust a bum squat.
by BS Fatonovich July 14, 2006
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Egg In A Bum

similar egg in a nest and egg in a bun but the said person has homosexual tendencies
cor look at the barnet on julian, the way he's walking he must be a shirtlifter! he's a right egg in a bum!
by davethejag October 18, 2007
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Lambrini Bum

Pissing out of your arse the morning after consuming lambrini!!!
"i've got really bad lambrini bum this morning!"
by Neil30 February 16, 2007
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