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Meating Beating

The beating of the meating in which your are depleting the nutting of the penis. Usually done in circles to avoid possibly being gay, because without your bros there with you jacking off how would you be able to prove you aren't gay and were indeed not watching gay pornography.
Jacob: Hey man, you attending the meating beating today after school?
Bob: Nah man, my yeetard of a father is making me give him a rimjob.
by YeetController October 7, 2018
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beat for the head

when you give head to a female/male and they do not return the favor.
Dave: bro i got beat for the head last night.
Marcus: tf does that mean ?

Dave: it means i ate her pussy but she didn’t suck my dick
by Richyyxo April 2, 2019
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Beat that batter

Pattacake is a Caribbean (mostly Guyanese) synonym for vagina. In the cake making process, in order to ensure a quality product, butter and sugar are combined with vigorous beating in a process called creaming. “Beat that batter,” means to deliver optimal sexual performance to ensure a pattacake is well serviced and satisfied.
I’m going to beat that batter and pound that pattacake, then spread those lips to lick all that creamy frosting.
by Sugabowl Central March 9, 2021
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beat the bacon

Where you jack off your lovers dick while your lover wears a pig mask after ejaculating your lovers shits in your mouth and make out right after
The whole night last night I beat the bacon with Nick
by Underc_overdude April 15, 2020
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Sleep and beat

The act of putting someone in a sleeper hold and furiously beat them off
Did you see that sleep and beat? He really got it
by Blaz3ac3 September 4, 2017
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Tempo Beating

Term made by a idiot Lucio player named "FakeSwimmer" who thinks beating after winning a fight is a good thing
Bro I'm Tempo Beating we got 4 picks
by Anthony Goines July 6, 2022
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Beating Goonies

Slang from ATL. Means having rapturous, often rough, sex.
"I didn't see you at the game Friday; where were you at?"
"Man, you know how it is, I was beating goonies all night!"
by CramorantJaMorant October 10, 2022
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