roger wayne humphreys

Dead beat dad that lives in Brunswick, Georgia. Drunkard, fat and sellout to children.

Likes to kiss his bosses nuts. Married to fat spic with tacky hair.

Roger Wayne Humphreys is a loser and eats too much. A heart attack ready to happen.

by The Word1 November 9, 2017

Wet Wayne

When you lick your finger and stick it in someone's belly button.

Evan: Dude...Rachael gave me a wet Wayne last night.

Schmelly: WTF is a wet Wayne?

Evan: You know...like a wet Willy...except the finger goes deep inside your button.

by StellinaIna May 11, 2022

richard wayne

Richard Wayne is love.

Richard Wayne is romance.
Richard Wayne is kindness.
Richard Wayne is sweetness.
Richard Wayne is a genius.
Richard Wayne is sexy.
Richard Wayne is beautiful.
When you are with a Richard Wayne time stands still, intoxicated in their love.

An entranced love zombie, you will become.

Together you will become a quantum entanglement sucked into a black hole.
You will ascend to the 5th dimension with a Richard Wayne.

I held the hand of a Richard Wayne and disappeared into his soul.

by RWlovezombie August 27, 2021

Wayne train

Somebody screams Wayne followed by another person copying them. This is carried on till stopped.

*someone screams Wayne*
*Others copy*
*Someone stops the train*
Jah: "wow what a Wayne train"

by The_shermanator69 February 5, 2020

Jairo Wayne

He is someone that radiates energy that can make people happy.

He is also pathogenic in nature that infects peole with his smile.

He secretes toxins that can make people die with his charms.

He is a parasite.

Jairo Wayne, a parasitic organism called Ascaris lumbricoides.

by elevatedserotonin November 23, 2021

Wayning

When you drink a twelve pack of Diet Pepsi while and watch ten hours of television without getting up to use the bathroom

Wrestling season started today so Matt's wayning.

by Mattwrangler April 19, 2018

Wayne

Wayne is always sleeping, he eats food all the time, has a funny laugh and is annoying, he has a good sense of humor and gets no bitches also hes annoying asf

person: OMG HES STILL SINGLE
: must be wayne

by zxhrarr February 28, 2022