Deep Taco

A large fat vagina that smells like cheese and oozes white creamy liquid when squeezed

Jeff got so drunk last night, he actually ate brenda's deep taco.

by Gonzo's Nose March 1, 2016

Taco-crunching

The female equivalent of cock-blocking

When being Taco-crunched, the following steps must be done:
1. Get on knees
2. Scream "Por Que!"

I hate her for taco-crunching me when I was talking to Jim last weekend

by Almagest June 29, 2011

taco tp

Remnants of toilet paper found on or around the vaginal region, usually accompanied by a foul odor.

See also tp taco.

"Marge and I were planning a 69er when I noticed taco tp caught in her pubes, it was a mess, dude!"

by rubtwostix October 11, 2011

Taco Santa

A hispanic santa clause. only instead of giving away christmas presents, he gives away free tacos. He is usually found anywhere where there is a tacobell employee that makes mistakes. Taco santa is short, with a black beard, and is always wearing an light up sombrero. He is seen flying on alpacas that spit taco sauce.

Stephen: Have you ever heard of Taco Santa?

Tony: no..what's a Taco Santa?

Stephen: Have you ever order some tacos and recieved a free taco or two?

Tony: no.

Stephen: thats because you don't believe.. Believe in him and he shall deliver..

by CreepaGuy94 December 4, 2011

Crunchy Taco

A girl who isn't horny and has a dry ass vagina.

I went to Chelsea's house last night and she had a crunchy taco.

by Afterhourcomedy July 3, 2020

Beach Taco

When you're playing frisbee on the beach and you are running for it and you fall in the sand get sand on yo buns and then roll up in a beach towel

_your name here__ became a beach taco

__your name here__ became a beach taco

by Zoe5280 September 4, 2018

taco out

Taking a poop

It's ok, you can taco out if you need to.

by G.I.Poe April 3, 2015