Stroke Gold

When you are eating ass and encounter shit.

I was so enjoy eating his ass but stopped when I stroke gold.

by NightGale December 17, 2019

stroke the tortoise

Refers to masturbating an uncircumcised penis.

Hey, I was with Kenneth last Friday and he asked his girlfriend if she wanted to stroke the tortoise; in front of everyone.

by deepthong November 22, 2022

happy stroke

An event when you wheeze out in laughter and inhale back in so intensely that it resembles a stroke or a seizure.

Sam: *starts laughing insanely hard*
Pam: Oh my god, Sam! Are you okay?
Cam: Call an ambulance! Sam had a seizure!
Sam: *wheezes out* "No, it's a-" *wheezes* "happy stroke!"

by Tucosifo June 01, 2020

Stroking the White Cat

To masturbate.

Anabee couldn't make the Linux Outlaws show today; she was too busy stroking the white cat.

by markatto April 12, 2010

Mental Stroke

when you are in a group chat and they wont stop talking about stupid shit

I WILL HAVE A MENTAL STROKE IF YOU DON'T SHUT UP

by WadedaGreat March 27, 2021

Stroke Stack

Stroke Stack: a large collection of adult magazine (e.g., Playboy, Penthouse, Oui) that were usually hidden from your mom; magazines collected for the purpose of masturbation.

My mom cleaned my room and she almost found my stroke stack.

by TooSick4U February 05, 2021

Southern Stroke

When a woman you are related to, generally a cousin. Gives you a hand job so immaculate that you literally have a fucking seizure

“Shit man, my

cousin gave me a southern stroke that could’ve killed god!”

by Garth69420 August 13, 2021