Monkey Scrotum

When a guy's ballsack is similar to a monkey's.
Peter Griffin: "RANDY FULLMAN?! I'm here to beat the crap out of you!"
Randy: "You can't peter, I have MS!'
Peter: "You hear that Chris? This guy has a monkey scrotum and he's bragging about it!'
by usefbishara March 24, 2008
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Church Monkey

Someone who is not focused when they should be, very scatter brained when they should be cool calm and collected.

Imagine bringing a monkey to church.
George drove from dealership to dealership like an excited little church monkey, instead of taking time to update his notes.
by NLMRSD September 20, 2013
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Monkey smile

(Noun) Used to describe any unidentifiable substance or substances which have a loose likeness to man fat.
1. Has someone covered the lemon drizzle cake with monkey smile?

2. I was up all night making that monkey smile.
by Fatkid_13 October 07, 2021
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Lump monkeys

Lump monkeys is a hunchback person with a growth the site of your fist on their back.
“Look at those crusty lump monkeys over there.”
by Ass_hat69 December 06, 2019
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scat monkey

(n) 1. a person who gains sexual pleasure from getting defecated upon.

2. a person who enjoys eating faeces.
Bob: Dude, that chick I fucked last night wanted me to shit on her.

Pete: Ha! You picked up a scat monkey.
by Twisted_Colour April 19, 2009
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retard monkey

When a male (or women with a strap on) shove his/her dick into there own ass and likes there boob and runs around town
Jim: I saw john run around retard monkey-ing he was doing it all wrong
Tim:oh how so?
Jim: He wasn't licking his nipple
by Ass definition October 02, 2011
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monkey pooch

A foul-smelling, well-used vagina. Most females possessing a monkey pooch are either lacking the intelligence of the conventional woman or are simply both liars and hussies.
"Kevin, the smell of your girlfriend's monkey pooch could kill a small rodent."

"Kevin! You want to make me feel better than I feel right now?! You want to give me pleasure? Stick your fingers in my monkey pooch!"

"Shit, she had four guys in that monkey pooch of her's."

"Kevin, your monkey pooch - having girlfriend is a liar and a hussy."
by Mattrick McKennedy August 07, 2006
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