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Acronym: Fornication Under the Consent of the King.

Used during middle-ages in European countries where overpopulation was problematic enough to have laws to stifle reproduction. Since contraception options were not readily available at that time, & sexual intercourse is meant for reproduction, couples would have to get permission from the king before engaging in relations.

To Fuck was once law because it meant Fornicate under the concent of the king.

by Nekonote Ashii June 29, 2014

FUCK

Fornication Under Consent of the King. F.U.C.K. Google it.

The commoners had to get permission to procreate; so they would then FORNICATE UNDER CONSENT of the KING. FUCK.

by mrs.potatohead April 25, 2010

FUCK

fuck the urban dictionary, it did not except my word i wanted to add a deffinition for so therefore i am trying again :D FUCK THE URBAN DICTIONARY :(

im joking i could never stay mad at the urban dictionary, it entertains me to much

me: i fucking hate the urban dictionary

me 1 minute later: urg im bored, i miss the urban dictionary

by potatos123 February 23, 2013

Fuck

The unit of measurement of caring about a certain situation. Usually used to describe things that are not cared about strongly.

I don't give a fuck

And zero fucks were given on that day

I give about half a fuck where we go to dinner. Really. You decide.

by gbbmiler March 05, 2012

fuck

Friends U Can keep

so promise me,you'll fuck me 4ever

by DarkXero June 27, 2011

fucked

to be in a unavoidable bad situation

If I don't pay this bill by tomorrow I'm fucked.

by Gerard Irick October 27, 2009

fucking fucker fuck

Not to be confused with fucking fucker, although it means basically the same thing. The extra 'fuck' is thrown in for good measure. Usually preceded by 'fuck you'.

Mike: Hey man, I just banged your mom, stole all your possessions and burned down your house.

Jim: Fuck you, you fucking fucker fuck!

by Nitemarish September 02, 2009