When engaged in anal sex, you turn the womans face towards you as you are about to ejaculate and punch her in the eye, giving her a shiner. No particular reason, just cause you can.
by TheLatvianProstitute September 14, 2010

To drink coffee as quickly as possible in order to get jacked up on caffeine. Donkey references Juan Valdez
by CheapTrixie December 5, 2014

by Slappy The Clown January 12, 2008

Whenever a simple job or a task has become convoluted or unorganized to the point it has become a side show. Most often a donkey show can be traced back to one inept person.
Mike:"Oh man! That lighting job became a real donkey show. We were supposed to just move one light three inches, but the owner had us move all the lights in the house!"
by Grimwolf May 12, 2016

by T Willikers June 18, 2017

person 1:did you see shrek five it just came out
person 2:did you see the sexy mother fuckers shrek and donkey
person 1:he'll yea
person 2:did you see the sexy mother fuckers shrek and donkey
person 1:he'll yea
by yoongis three dollar chain October 25, 2019

Euphemism for "half-assed"
by FoxxDogg October 14, 2004
