Power Donkey

Someone who has failed their way to the top, and is incapable of recognizing their failure as such.

Aka: a player who has failed their way to the top ranking of a game, yet still fails at the basics of the game.

"dude, don't be a Power Donkey, you can do this"

"dude, look at this Power Donkey fail all over the place."

by malusDiaz March 7, 2013

Donkey shiner

When engaged in anal sex, you turn the womans face towards you as you are about to ejaculate and punch her in the eye, giving her a shiner. No particular reason, just cause you can.

I totally gave that bitch a donkey shiner...yea i got court in a week austin.

by TheLatvianProstitute September 14, 2010

chasing the donkey

To drink coffee as quickly as possible in order to get jacked up on caffeine. Donkey references Juan Valdez

John will be back at his desk in a minute he is just chasing the donkey real quick

by CheapTrixie December 5, 2014

donkey disnogafa

No one knows what it means but it is an insult

You are a Donkey Disnogafa
Hey your a son of a Donkey Disnogafa

by Slappy The Clown January 12, 2008

Donkey show

Whenever a simple job or a task has become convoluted or unorganized to the point it has become a side show. Most often a donkey show can be traced back to one inept person.

Mike:"Oh man! That lighting job became a real donkey show. We were supposed to just move one light three inches, but the owner had us move all the lights in the house!"

by Grimwolf May 12, 2016

Steaming Donkey

A sexual act where a man penetrates another persons anus , ejaculates and urinates, then has it squirted back into his mouth.

Jonny begged for weeks , and finally , Kate decided to let him get his birthday wish for a Steaming Donkey!! He was thrilled and they kissed deeply afterwards.

by fignutz1 July 21, 2016

Half-donkey

Euphemism for "half-assed"

"Quit being so half-donkey about it, you lazy putz.

by FoxxDogg October 14, 2004