post lick

Activities that happens after cunnilingus/oral sex.

I decided to give her my number, post lick.

by AnonTupac April 19, 2014

Post Malone

When your hair gets all frizzy like Post Malone’s hair...

When I went outside in the humidity my hair got all Post Malone.

by LisseteQ106 May 7, 2021

Takei Posting

When every post you make has no purpose other than to remind everyone of how much you love sucking dick.

Americans: We can endure higher prices for food and gas if it means putting the screws to Putin. Consider it a patriotic donation in the fight for freedom over tyranny. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

The peaceful transfer of power is a thing of beauty. One moment Barack Obama is leader of the Free World. A moment later it's Angela Merkel. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

At a speech today in PA, Trump said he considers himself "a blue collar worker, in a way." Right. That's like me claiming I'm a ladies man. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

by 101atu March 12, 2022

post-worthy

Referring to a picture or video and considering whether or not it is good enough for social media

Damn those Cheetos are so cute that so post-worthy

by Dilcheetos June 26, 2019

panic post

When someone realizes that they are about to "lose" an online argument, so they end up making multiple posts, back to back, in rapid succession.

You just panic posted and that shows how desperate you are.

by Rear Naked Woke November 17, 2018

Post-dicting

The opposite of predicting. A subsequent statement of knowledge of an event after the event has taken place. Primarily used by unimpressed female significant others.

Lisa, there's no way you knew I was going to say that; you're just post-dicting.

by Maxxxjustinallen April 22, 2018

Post-slope

A package/letter that is very light that gets taken by the wind and keeps flying away when it lands on the ground while you're trying to pick it up.

Man, what a post-slope this is

by mattstaddiz May 24, 2015