You have a zero balance

A statement that always brings a really nice sens of relief to see/hear when checking/inquiring about your account-status.

"You have a zero balance" is comparably welcome to seeing that delightful little word "approved" pop up on the LCD display of a store's card-scanner, informing you that your debit/Food Stamps card didn't have a problem processing your purchases that time.

by QuacksO April 1, 2019

Zero zero day

November 30

It will be the 0th day of the 0th month of 2023, zero zero day!

by Dweisz94 October 5, 2022

zero credit

Bredit or Credit is good even if you have none you don't need it but if you have it you can make more purchases.

zero credit down car loan

by DesaDesa95 August 26, 2025

zero

Use "zero" instead of saying "no".

there is no cookies in the jar = there is zero cookies in the jar
this girl has no boobs = this girl has zero boobs... etc.

by noblanksvocab October 3, 2022

Zero's

Bank account digits

Person 1: Yo man lets get some drinks tonight.

Person 2: Sorry man tryna get my bag and run up some zero's; I'll be working all day and night.

by Awesome_Sauce01 June 11, 2021

zero times infinity

1. Something nonlogical, undefined, nonsense.
1-1. Something that seems like the above.

2. Something that doesn`t exist.

3. Something frustrating to calculate.

1.
Guy a: Did you hear The Whore is going out with Jason?
Guy b: What! That`s like zero times infinity! Why would he...

2.
Guy a: I`m raising a pet dinosaur.
Guy b: You fucking liar. I know dinosaurs are zero times infinity!

3.
Calculate the limit of (1/x) x when x goes to infinity.

by Jekr December 10, 2018

Zero

Electric motorcycle made in California

Electric motorcycles are just like real motorcycles except you can't actually go on much of a trip, like a Zero only goes a hundred miles.

by Richard808 February 27, 2021