Making love to reality

The need to thrust your hips towards an imaginary figure of air while giving everyone seductive eyes and a curling of the upper lip.

The night was going great, especially when Jorge clenched his fists and began making love to reality on the dance floor.

by swaysnicks December 18, 2009

I love you

I love you actually means I wanna waste a couple months of your life.

*justin: I love you

*justin: nah I’m only saying I love you so I can act like I get a lot of bitches when in reality I don’t , I’m just tryna show off to my homies and give you fake ass love and affection.

by 420guccigangnigga June 8, 2018

chocolate love tunnel

Where a gay man puts his willy in another gay man

Bend over Timmy, I want to put my love truncheon up your chocolate love tunnel

by Ashers September 4, 2003

Dr. Pepper Love

When you diarrhea into somebody's mouth and mix it with Dr. Pepper.

"Man, I gave that girl some good Dr. Pepper Love last night!"

by Pleasure Man April 1, 2009

Love

Love is something that destroys ur life forever 💔

Love can break your heart

by sad pop October 10, 2018

Love

A chemical reaction that compells animals to breed. It hits hard and then slowly fades away, leaving you in a lifeless relationship.

"dude I just love my new dog mojo!"

by Gazorpazorpp November 11, 2018

Big Man Love

A mental disorder with physical appearance-related discriminatory origins, similar to heightism in which a taller/bigger man can't bring himself to respect a proficient yet smaller man (and is unfriendly, ignorant, disrespectful or obnoxious to), but is openly considerate and chummy to men his size or taller... whom might or might not be proficient. A common condition affecting all workings of male pecking orders, but usually more openly evident behavior in teenage males, gang culture, young adults and Business professionals. Scientists believe it to be a pass-down of "primitive instincts" where the bigger men of old protected their tribe from wild animals and trespassing rivals from neighboring tribes, so were collectively deemed higher status than the smaller males.

"Nigel was a small man of 5ft6, the most talented and influential man at work, yet he was overlooked for promotion to a leadership role in favor of James, 6ft2, who's credentials and work flow weren't nearly as on a par. I guess Nigel's bosses had a case of Big Man Love."

"The all-male Engineering class disregarded Rupert, 5ft3, when they where asked to form groups of six for the college assignment."

by anodious September 20, 2009