Derived from the idea of a dirty pint, a half spirits/half mixer pint usually given to someone as a birthday "present", a dirty vase is the group equivalent whereby multiple dirty pints can be served to a number of people after a larger amount of spirits have been mixed together in a large vase.
A dirty vase is a sure-fire way to ensure drunkenness on a massive scale. A dirty vase also has the potential to be dangerous, and so should be approached with caution.
A dirty vase is a sure-fire way to ensure drunkenness on a massive scale. A dirty vase also has the potential to be dangerous, and so should be approached with caution.
Roger: "So Harry, what are we going to get Fred for his birthday?"
Harry: "How about a dirty pint?"
Roger: "Sweet idea, but how are the rest of us going to get drunk?"
Harry: "Well, Roger, maybe we should make it a dirty vase!"
Harry: "How about a dirty pint?"
Roger: "Sweet idea, but how are the rest of us going to get drunk?"
Harry: "Well, Roger, maybe we should make it a dirty vase!"
by EddceLLent January 2, 2012
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Paddy O'Halloran: I can't make it into work today boss.
Boss: Why might that be Paddy?
Paddy O'Halloran: I only went and did The Dirty Guinness a few times last night, it was Finlay's stag do!
Boss: Good lad Paddy, I'll be seeing you tomorrow then.
Boss: Why might that be Paddy?
Paddy O'Halloran: I only went and did The Dirty Guinness a few times last night, it was Finlay's stag do!
Boss: Good lad Paddy, I'll be seeing you tomorrow then.
by paddy mc'shay March 4, 2011
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Man, last night at this party, this dude was out cold from slamming a 26 of vodka, my buddy got out his camera and I fully gave him a dirty conboy. The funny thing is that when we watched the video it looks like he is enjoying it. I kept saying " Why so serious"
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Get the The Dirty Flats mug.A dirty soumil is the unfortunate event when one discoveres a tissue containing multiple traces of feces, sperm, dirt and other grimes in said person's pocket. It is especially concerning when one purposefully creates these balls of tissues for the purpose of someone else to experience a dirty soumile.
Person 1: My nigger, check that pocket!
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: My homemade Dirty Soumil.
Person 2: What the fuck is that?
Person 1: My homemade Dirty Soumil.
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Guy 1 - Bro, I was watching the leafs game last night and it went into overtime so you know I had to whip out my 6 millimetre Defeater and start absolutely wacking off… all of the sudden Auston Matthews ripped the puck top cheddar to win the game and I cummed all over the fucking tv screen
Guy 2 - Bro… you sound like a dirty Drew… I didn’t know you had a tiny dick
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