one with the table

take a breath, observe your surroundings, and woosh move, it can be anywhere, half a centimeter backward or ten meters forwards, you are now a weeping angel so don't get caught moving

evie and grace were ONE WITH THE TABLE when the crt turned her back

by TAblesasone May 31, 2022

Foggy one

A cigarette.
Alludes to the fog of smoke you stand in while having one.

"Shall we go out for a foggy one?"
"I'm just popping out for a foggy one."

by XtraThiccBeverage October 24, 2017

Xavier (that one)

He is a dumb piece of crap who no one likes and smells like shite

Xavier (that one) is super dumb

by Fc,kuhbsdfv,jibed,icy b,sdkfug August 27, 2023

The Big One

A real or imagined heart attack that a person experiences usually suddenly in response to a sudden distress or excitement. Originating from Redd Foxx's character Fred Sanford on the TV show Sanford and Son. Fred would clutch his torso with one hand, and extend his other arm out and usually exclaim as it's written in the example below, or some slight variation.

It's not a far cry from the expression to bite the big one meaning to die.

It's The Big One! Ya hear that, Elizabeth? I'm coming ta join ya honey!

by Sir Carlton May 26, 2025

One Table

A common code within the drug underworld used to describe a significant deal with a rival gang.

"Meet you at the restaurant tonight, there is only one table"

by numerouno1999 June 13, 2013

The White Man Did It In One Week

When a clapped ass white guy is dating the finest Asian woman alive.

"HOLY SHIT BRO YOU SEE KYLE'S GIRLFRIEND?"

"ONG BRO The White Man DID IT IN ONE WEEK"

by Bernardo is comp at soccer November 9, 2023

One

The lonely number

one is the lonely number

by yourboi ali a January 12, 2019