Now, a mf like me

When you are going to say something that the majority of whomever you are talking too, will disagree with.

*super straight guys* "smash or pass james charles, i would never smash"
*Me* "Now, a mf like me."
"bruh you gay asl"

by Paven av Keegistan August 3, 2022

Vibin like Mikey

A general assertion of feeling good

Coined after twitch streamer and vtuber VibinMikey on twitch

Great seeing you round, how you been?
I've been Vibin like Mikey

by Poggers champion August 4, 2022

I LIKE YOUR DRESS

Yes, SIGNAL

A PEDOPHILE SEX CHANGE.

You see that guy expose himself , " describe him, "I LIKE YOUR DRESS , as that SKIRT, "STOP" as that is our PEDOPHILE ANAL ALAN as he is our resident SHITEATER and PISS DRINKER.

When I wear always the same STINKY DRESS as the SMELL IS DOWN WIND my COCK AND BALLS as well as MY ASS makes an appearance at times where certain people give me a compliment , " I LIKE YOUR DRESS".

by .MANDATORY SHITEATER August 4, 2022

Hey this chick sounds like me

Something to say when a woman shouts at a cafe.

Woman:I WANT COFFEE WITH DOUBLE SUGAR, NOT COFFEE WITH DOUBLE ICE!!!!!!
12-year-old fanboy:Hey this chick sounds like me!

by thecharacterwannie August 4, 2022

bundled like Bernie

Financially, economically, culturally and socially insulated from the disastrous social and economic impacts of Biden's policies

Nancy Pelosi and Bernie Sanders himself are bundled like Bernie. Other ordinary people aren't.

by Sexydimma August 6, 2022

Farting like the Barber's Cat

Breaking wind repeatedly and noisily.

Father's triple portion of baked beans washed down with half a crate of Mexican beer resulted in a terrific 'trumpet involuntary', and Mother complained that he was farting like the Barber's Cat.

by Muriel De Vinney June 23, 2022

I ate my dog’s shit and I liked it

ok

i ate my dog’s shit and I liked it
it’s hairy

by pleasehelocacapeepeepoofsrt June 27, 2022