Dog.Mans best friend as they say.They will never leave your side and will be the best friend you will ever had, for man, women, and everyone in general.Dogs don't talk back,or talk bad about you behind your back.They wouldn't even if they could talk.Try getting a dog.They will change you.
Kyle:Hey did you see Emilys dog, he bit someones arm who tried to attack Emily.
Victor:Ya I saw! It was epic!!!!!
Victor:Ya I saw! It was epic!!!!!
by imapersonlikeyou November 9, 2020
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B. When all plans failed
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B. When all plans failed
C. When everything just completely sucks (sometimes including a profane adjective)
A. "That is total bullshit! That just completely bites the dog!"
B. "Great idea, dickhead. That just bites the dog. Any other brilliant ideas?"
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B. "Great idea, dickhead. That just bites the dog. Any other brilliant ideas?"
C. "This bites the fucking dog!"
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"Why are you runnin' around with yer dawgs out?????"
"the other day i had my dogs out."
"Why are you runnin' around with yer dawgs out?????"
"the other day i had my dogs out."
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