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Getting screwed 

Recieving the worst outcome possible in a certain situation.
John bought 6 jelly beans, to split out of 3 people.
Mary took 3, john took 2, and joe took 1. Therefore Joe ended up getting screwed.
Getting screwed by Johnnie0505 August 23, 2011
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the getaways 

"Yo man did you check out the getaways?"
"yeah, they rocked"
the getaways by Joey C December 11, 2006

Getting paged by the White House 

A way to excuse oneself from conversation when one needs to take a shit; discretely referencing the color of President Obama and his family.
Eight-Foot Cock in Sunglasses: "Whoops, excuse me gents - I'm getting paged by the White House."
(leaves)
Pussy McGee: "I don't get it."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "He babysits the Obama girls. He's gotta drop 'em off at the pool."
Pussy McGee: "That is some seriously subtle racism."
Thirty-Pound Satchel: "And how."
Getka'd is similar to the phrase "GOTCHA". It means that one person essentially trolls the other person so hard in 'real life' that all of their plans, past and future, implode in their face.
"I flew 2000 miles to see this jerk I thought I loved, but it turned out he just wanted to get it in! I got Getka'd!"
Getka'd by RhaegarTargaryen August 13, 2012

Getting Neck

To get a really good blow job
Yvettte open my zipper in the car. She pulled my dick out and I was getting neck during traffic
Getting Neck by red2269 May 25, 2009
ima "getnuff" u
getnuff by Coree' Flores October 9, 2008