Go weigh yourself

Not having the sting that it used to, the need to replace the commonly used phrase; “go fuck yourself!”, has risen exponentially. Following the recent coronavirus pandemic and quarantine, people around the world have become more sensitive about their newly gained fat. Therefore, the phrase “go weigh yourself” has become more relevant and slanderous to the mass population.

After receiving a snarky comment from a peer, Sanjay muttered “go weigh yourself”.

by Nichols Kerr December 2, 2020

I'm going to pull a Stanley

when you joke about 'Pulling A Stanley' its a phrase to say your disappointed

I'm Going to pull a Stanley if you dont stop

by richie_the_alt September 2, 2022

Sdot Go

Sdot Go Is An Upcoming Rapper From Harlem, Manhattan That Is Sweepers Member From The Frederick Douglass Houses.

Ja Blixk: What Music You Listen To?
Gigo T: I Listen To Sugarhill DDot.
Ja Blixk: You Stupid His Dumbass Trash And His Voice Sound Whack Like Drake.
Ja Blixk: OYK
Gigo T: No Disrespect DDot Now Sounds Good His Voice Got Deep.
Ja Blixk: Stupid Old Whack-Ass Pitched Up Voice Sound Bad, But I Want His Mom Ass.
Gigo T: Yo What You Listen To?
Ja Blixk: I Listen To Sdot Go.
Gigo T: I Am Not Going To Lie Kyle Richh Is Better To Listen To OYK Pt2 Also Sdot Go Sounds More Better Than SugarHill DDot For A Fact Fuck Sugarhill DDot His Stupid Ass Voice Sounds Ass When He Was Young And Stop Talking On Kay Flock Because He Does Not Cap In His Raps, He Caught A Body On The Hill And Do More Drills That Stupid Ass Boy. Still Free Kay Flock Big DOA Free Sdot Go You Heard Get Off Sweepers Dick. “I Like To Party But I Need Bitches.”

by 21jay August 2, 2024

I’m gonna go clog the toilet

The phrase you use when saying your off to take a piss with your mates making them believe that your going for a shit but in reality your just having a piss for comedic effect

Right I’m gonna go clog the toilet I’ll see you in like five minutes

You: Ight lad I’m gonna go clog the toilet

Other person: Mate That’s grim why are you taking a shit in school

You: don’t worry it’s only a piss and a few rolls of bog roll

by Jamalbigwiener January 9, 2024

Go commit die

The worst thing to say to someone in roblox because it is the equivalent to go kill yourself.

Some kids figured out how to pass the censoring system by saying go commit die

by anonymous April 22, 2021

get wifi anywhere you go

a scam ad which appeared on vine. you went to a website which looks like ios 7 or something wtf then it takes you to a verification site which is where the scam really starts…
it became popular in 21st century humour due to the absurdity of the ad and the literal worst android quality shit i’ve ever seen in my life

sister: will this website give me free wifi?
brother: eh lemmie see
phone: get wifi anywhere you go! HOLD UP ring ding ding ding ding ding ding ding ding
brother: na, stay away from that scam.

by dight May 4, 2022

Tell her to go brush her teeth

Chicago way of saying “ tell her to go suck a dick”

Tais said : “Bart tell her to go brush her teeth.”

by Jurgei June 5, 2023